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Post by perfumeheaven on 2013-06-11, 00:20

Hello QHians I wanted to add a smile to everyone's lips today. Be happy you are alive and well and know whatever problems you have, someone has it worse than you.


Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his ...first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her
and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do
know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly,
you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife,
and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You
haven't the brains to realize you'll never
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very
quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the
electric chair....

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Re: Some Humor

Post by fire.whisky on 2013-06-11, 00:27

That was supermegafoxyawesome :lol!:

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Post by Shesherkobita on 2013-06-11, 01:24

ha ah ha ah aha ... Georgia... It's entirely possible in Georgia... Brought back lots of fond memories ( my first adopted hometown) .... Southerner s are very friendly and always poking in everyone's business...LOL!

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Post by sarra0 on 2013-06-11, 04:25

:lol!: jus the way small towns r portrayed knowing everyone else's business...

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Re: Some Humor

Post by pollyanna on 2013-06-11, 11:39

OMG!!!! :*lol*: ROFL



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Re: Some Humor

Post by Abavi on 2013-06-11, 11:42

OH EM GEEE... My stomach hurts! Thanks for sharing this with us

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Post by Jhalak29 on 2013-06-12, 01:17

:* emb*: :*lol*:

Loved it

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Re: Some Humor

Post by Maria J on 2013-06-12, 02:29

ROFL

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