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Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by Abavi on Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:24 pm

IPK has a lot of dialogues which were suggestively guttery! and there were ones which were directly guttery! here is a compliation of dialogues in both these categories...

Note 1: The sorting is in no particular order.
Note 2:  if a dialogues order seem like it has been intentionally put in that order to give a different meaning, remember that Note 1 could be a lie..

Side effects - creamy dreams...


Category: Suggestively dirty
Requirements: you need your brain to imagine situations
Age group: 18 plus (real age group or registered age group)

1. Come

2. khushi tumhe kitni baar bulana padega?come with me right now !!

3. Pakdo ise, rehne do Khushi tum nahi pakad paoogi

4. tumhare haath...Kaamp rahe

5. wait

6. Mujhe dekhne do...

7. Jab mein aage aata hoon toh ..Tum peeche kyon jaati ho? Main tumhe khathodehi jaaoonga

8. Thoda dard hoga

9. Khushi its high time k jab mei aage au toh tum piche jana bandh karo,balki mere sath aage badho

10. Ab tume seede rehne keliye  overtime dena hai kya?

11. Mera mubhi itna nehi kulthe  
     
12. Forget it ...tumme ye chaiyena...yehi katam kardethe hai

13. ab hogagaya..

14. tum teek ho?

15. Kushi maine tumne kitnibar hurt kiya hai...for every  single time i'm sorry


Category: Directly dirty!!!
Requirement: only a gutter ready mind
Age group: pinjulaye pazhuthathum padikalam... 12 +?

1. Lets start from backwards.. Suhaag raat

2. Aaaj hamari Suhaag raat hai... main sirf ye dekhna chahta tha ki tumhe darr to nahin lagra hai na?

3. Decide Khushi Kumari Gupta... what do u want?"

4. Tum har kaam khud nahi kar sakti...mai jo karunga,kya tum woh karogi?

5. Kushi Relax...

6. Zara sa turn karta hoon lagta hai pajama loose ho ke gir jayega

7. Its ok... Patni hai tum meri... haq hai tumara.. mujpe..

8. battamizi toh maine abhi shuru bhi nahi ki . . .Mrs Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada . . and mai aur bhi bahut kuch kar sakta hoon. . .

9. Di, kal raat... (when Anjali asks him about his neck sprain)

10. in logon ko jaanne ki zaroorat nahi hai ki jab hum akele hote hai tho kya karte



Category: Accidentally dirty!!!
Requirement: A good humor
Age group: No age group...

Mami: hainn !!!! bedwa toot gaya.... aisan ka karat rahe ee duno....kireeket khelat rahe ka??

Mama: Yeh Kya ULTI GANGA hogaya? (when commenting about men in Raizada family running behind their wifes...Holi episode)

Akaash: bhai you are smiling... Anything special? anything we need to know?

Khushi: Nahi... hamari shaadi adoori hai... matlab ek pati patni wahi kiya.. hum  kuch bhi nahi kiya

Khushi: Maaf kijiye Arnavji... Hum aapse bina kapde tho dekhna hai.. isiliye...

Disclaimer : I am not good at hindi... The dialogues could be wrong...



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Re: Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by clarissasham on Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:09 pm

Badtameez dil badtameez dil
 
Manena manena
 
Vi u will not learn you are still watching  ipk videos look you have collected all most all dialogues
 
Ha ha I cant laugh more
 
In all those dialogues, 99 % is from asr and that makes his special  . I feel like watching ipk again. Kash I have life Ok 

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Re: Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by tweety on Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:15 pm

:* emb*:LOL Vi!! loved the dialogues. oye Shammi!! u have to be in US/UK and then feel abt not have life ok channel. By the way are u in us/uk?? i dont know!!

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Re: Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by Maria J on Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:17 pm

ROFL

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Re: Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by slmu on Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:19 pm

ROFLROFL

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Re: Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by win7 on Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:19 pm

:lol!: I remember one. Its the one about the cricket, though I don't understand it. When the bed broke.

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Re: Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by asmi on Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:22 pm

thoda dard hoga was epic......i gues dis dialogue has been used so many times in diff FFs.....in diff scenarios... Wink

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