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Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by Abavi on 2013-06-27, 12:24

IPK has a lot of dialogues which were suggestively guttery! and there were ones which were directly guttery! here is a compliation of dialogues in both these categories...

Note 1: The sorting is in no particular order.
Note 2:  if a dialogues order seem like it has been intentionally put in that order to give a different meaning, remember that Note 1 could be a lie..

Side effects - creamy dreams...


Category: Suggestively dirty
Requirements: you need your brain to imagine situations
Age group: 18 plus (real age group or registered age group)

1. Come

2. khushi tumhe kitni baar bulana padega?come with me right now !!

3. Pakdo ise, rehne do Khushi tum nahi pakad paoogi

4. tumhare haath...Kaamp rahe

5. wait

6. Mujhe dekhne do...

7. Jab mein aage aata hoon toh ..Tum peeche kyon jaati ho? Main tumhe khathodehi jaaoonga

8. Thoda dard hoga

9. Khushi its high time k jab mei aage au toh tum piche jana bandh karo,balki mere sath aage badho

10. Ab tume seede rehne keliye  overtime dena hai kya?

11. Mera mubhi itna nehi kulthe  
     
12. Forget it ...tumme ye chaiyena...yehi katam kardethe hai

13. ab hogagaya..

14. tum teek ho?

15. Kushi maine tumne kitnibar hurt kiya hai...for every  single time i'm sorry


Category: Directly dirty!!!
Requirement: only a gutter ready mind
Age group: pinjulaye pazhuthathum padikalam... 12 +?

1. Lets start from backwards.. Suhaag raat

2. Aaaj hamari Suhaag raat hai... main sirf ye dekhna chahta tha ki tumhe darr to nahin lagra hai na?

3. Decide Khushi Kumari Gupta... what do u want?"

4. Tum har kaam khud nahi kar sakti...mai jo karunga,kya tum woh karogi?

5. Kushi Relax...

6. Zara sa turn karta hoon lagta hai pajama loose ho ke gir jayega

7. Its ok... Patni hai tum meri... haq hai tumara.. mujpe..

8. battamizi toh maine abhi shuru bhi nahi ki . . .Mrs Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada . . and mai aur bhi bahut kuch kar sakta hoon. . .

9. Di, kal raat... (when Anjali asks him about his neck sprain)

10. in logon ko jaanne ki zaroorat nahi hai ki jab hum akele hote hai tho kya karte



Category: Accidentally dirty!!!
Requirement: A good humor
Age group: No age group...

Mami: hainn !!!! bedwa toot gaya.... aisan ka karat rahe ee duno....kireeket khelat rahe ka??

Mama: Yeh Kya ULTI GANGA hogaya? (when commenting about men in Raizada family running behind their wifes...Holi episode)

Akaash: bhai you are smiling... Anything special? anything we need to know?

Khushi: Nahi... hamari shaadi adoori hai... matlab ek pati patni wahi kiya.. hum  kuch bhi nahi kiya

Khushi: Maaf kijiye Arnavji... Hum aapse bina kapde tho dekhna hai.. isiliye...

Disclaimer : I am not good at hindi... The dialogues could be wrong...



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Re: Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by clarissasham on 2013-06-27, 13:09

Badtameez dil badtameez dil
 
Manena manena
 
Vi u will not learn you are still watching  ipk videos look you have collected all most all dialogues
 
Ha ha I cant laugh more
 
In all those dialogues, 99 % is from asr and that makes his special  . I feel like watching ipk again. Kash I have life Ok 

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Post by tweety on 2013-06-27, 13:15

:* emb*:LOL Vi!! loved the dialogues. oye Shammi!! u have to be in US/UK and then feel abt not have life ok channel. By the way are u in us/uk?? i dont know!!

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Post by Maria J on 2013-06-27, 13:17

ROFL

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Re: Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by slmu on 2013-06-27, 13:19

ROFLROFL

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Post by win7 on 2013-06-27, 13:19

:lol!: I remember one. Its the one about the cricket, though I don't understand it. When the bed broke.

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Post by asmi on 2013-06-27, 13:22

thoda dard hoga was epic......i gues dis dialogue has been used so many times in diff FFs.....in diff scenarios... Wink

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Re: Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by Abavi on 2013-06-27, 13:27

clarissasham wrote:Badtameez dil badtameez dil
 
Manena manena
 
Vi u will not learn you are still watching  ipk videos look you have collected all most all dialogues
 
Ha ha I cant laugh more
 
In all those dialogues, 99 % is from asr and that makes his special  . I feel like watching ipk again. Kash I have life Ok 
Shammi, I thought, 100% is from ASR... the dialogues with his voice and tone... make it more guttery!

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Re: Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by pollyanna on 2013-06-27, 13:28

This is AWESOME:*rofl*:

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Re: Utter Gutter Matter!!!

Post by Abavi on 2013-06-27, 13:29

win7 wrote::lol!: I remember one. Its the one about the cricket, though I don't understand it. When the bed broke.
Haan.. maami's dialogue.. about cricket.. How did I forget it.. the looks that both of them threw... god!! Ok now let me add those too...

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Post by asmi on 2013-06-27, 13:35

@ VI .... haan it was a hillarious one...wd mami's xpressions adding to the fun..... i loved mami...

i rem once is she said to nani ji... saasu ma are u suar...nd d way she said it i laughed like nethng...

nd i rem hw asr used to smirk at her nautankies.....i loved his side smiles....dere was a time wen he never used to smile...nd we wud get his occasional smirks nd side smiles...nd we fainted  :(

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Post by Abavi on 2013-06-27, 13:47

asmi wrote:@ VI .... haan it was a hillarious one...wd mami's xpressions adding to the fun..... i loved mami...

i rem once is she said to nani ji... saasu ma are u suar...nd d way she said it i laughed like nethng...

nd i rem hw asr used to smirk at her nautankies.....i loved his side smiles....dere was a time wen he never used to smile...nd we wud get his occasional smirks nd side smiles...nd we fainted  :(

True Asmi.. I remember his side smiles... Hey I added that dialogue too

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Post by asmi on 2013-06-27, 13:54

@ VI... il giv u the xact mami wrds
hainn !!!! bedwa toot gaya.... aisan ka karat rahe ee duno....kireeket khelat rahe ka??

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Post by asmi on 2013-06-27, 13:59

@ VI i wanted the 100 reasons y asr is the one for khushi.....i always believed asr desreved khushi....though maxm said he dnt....many FFs dat i hav read till date hav d same dialogue...khushi i knw i dnt deserve u.... :(

but i believe he deserved her nd no1 else....

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Post by Abavi on 2013-06-27, 14:14

asmi wrote:@ VI... il giv u the xact mami wrds
hainn !!!! bedwa toot gaya.... aisan ka karat rahe ee duno....kireeket khelat rahe ka??

Thanks Asmi... pasted it... yeah, what I typed missed mami's charm

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Post by Abavi on 2013-06-27, 14:19

asmi wrote:@ VI i wanted the 100 reasons y asr is the one for khushi.....i always believed asr desreved khushi....though maxm said he dnt....many FFs dat i hav read till date hav d same dialogue...khushi i knw i dnt deserve u.... :(

but i believe he deserved her nd no1 else....

Will do it sometime Asmi..

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Post by zuzana on 2013-06-27, 14:24

Too good Vi...ROFL...as u said there are many available

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Post by sarra0 on 2013-06-28, 02:30

ROFL there were so many.. and so many could b turned guttery, the speciality of ASR

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Post by asmi on 2013-06-28, 12:16

another one...
Khushi jalebian main sirf tumhare sath banata hun......
i loved his xpressions in dat scene.....

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Post by asmi on 2013-06-28, 12:18

@VI dese two even cracked a lot of NVs during dere offscreen segs

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