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Post by chitmanas on 2013-07-02, 12:09


 
I know, I’ve been away this whole summer; was too busy with too many things going on and got a breather now.  I hope everybody is surviving through whatever Gul is packaging in her show these days:roll: .  I caught up with missed QH epis, skipped some and now am up-to-date with everything.  So, here’s my take on things.


Let’s see what Gul has shown thus far [b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"]that’s made an impression on me[/b]….. if nothing else, it’s been educational on how to do the following actions, toh chalo shuru karte hain QH ki pulp dictionary, leke allah miyah ka naam:


1)      Khasak-Khasak-Stabology: stab people


2)      Pyro-Blackmalia: set fires to factories and then frame others and blackmail them


3)      Ulta-Latak-Jhatak-Pusho-Stranglo: torture old people like hang’em upside down, push them into pools, push them down the stairs, use phone cords to strangle them etc. etc.


4)      Ammi-ki-kasamania: blackmail by pretending that you’ll swallow sleeping tablets; use your biggest weapon of tears and blackmail when you don’t get your way and keep repeating ‘ammi ki kasam kha’


5)      Cut-Burn-OuchOuch: slit your wrists and hand, burn your hand with hot iron box


6)      Durgs-Lies-And-VideoTape: drug your own daughter and make her sleep next to the guy she loves to blackmail the guy


7)      Gas-PhuusPhuss-Killeria: turn on gas cylinders so people can kill themselves by turning on the stove


8)      Mehendi-Burning-Laayegi: pour acid into mehendi and also learn to bear the pain or the burning sensation of acid on your palm in an overly dramatic fashion like it’s an everyday thingie


9)      Oooooo-Wow-Electro-Sparkology: get electrocuted


10)   GrrrrGrrrrr-Gorilla-firology: use only gorilla sized candles to set fire to strings that hold chandeliers


11)   Human-Chicken-BhaiBhai: break chicken neck and make it look like chicken blood is equal to human blood (how very generous of humans, wah bhai, chicken and human are shame to shame)


12)   Always-Bury-Why-Worry: oh, let’s not forget, bury people alive…… if you happen to know something’s going wrong, run away without saving a person then have a mentos moment and run back like hell to find the buried person and don’t forget to kiss them on the forehead, arre, they just got out of a traumatic situashun and deserve some affection, right?


13)   Liars-Always-Righto-Right: never ever believe when people tell you the truth; your childhood friend whom you haven’t seen in ages is ALWAYS RIGHT, GOT IT?


14)   Psycho-Tum-Ek-Kamere-Mein-Band-Ho: YOU MUST LIVE CLOSE TO THE PSYCHO and never be separated in order to be tortured by them, that’s how much you must love them, the thought of leaving shouldn’t and musn’t enter your head


15)    Luv-Shuv-Te-Psychomania: Always be on friendly terms with psychos, hug her, call her names, but do not, I repeat do not find intelligent ways to expose the bad gal, act like a fool only….. one never talks ill of a friend, right?


16)   Deaf-Dumbology-Aur-Meomory-Lossology: whether you are the good guy or bad guy, share your plans on how you’ll wreck your enemy’s life……..the other party MUST PRETEND TO BE DEAF, DUMB or better yet, HAVE COMPLETE MEMORY LOSS


17)   Ignorance-Is-Blissaria-Blame-Like-Helleria: when vamp says she’ll give you USED GOODS of a hubby, just learn to ignore her, have rrrrromantic moments with your fiancé and when the sky falls on your head i.e. vamp calls to tell you she slept with your fiancé, CRY LIKE HELL and RUN AWAY and PLZ BLAME THE FIANCE and not the VAMP, she’s innocent gal


18)   Hehehe-Aspataal-KhulaKhula: After reading all this if there’s still any sanity left, then find the nearest Mental Hospital
 

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Post by pollyanna on 2013-07-02, 12:24

OMG!! :lol!: What a comeback dear!!! hug1  Missed u so much....and QH will never be the same again ..as ur HERE :) cheers 

:*lol*:  Thumbsup

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Post by muskaan.tekwani on 2013-07-02, 12:41

wonderfull as well as hilarious....itn sad sad posts padne ke baad yeh padke to mazza aa gaya....pls do write more often PLEASE

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Post by clarissasham on 2013-07-02, 16:27

What is this sugar
 
You are back with bang I LOL and my eyes are getting teary
 
How could you come with such things
 
Pranam mathe
 
I am sure this dictionary is useful for next 100yats in hindi soaps ee
 
Cause nothing gonna change:*rofl*: ROFL ROFL :*lol*: ROFL ROFL ROFL Dance ROFL ROFL ROFL

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Post by chitmanas on 2013-07-02, 20:55

pollyanna wrote:OMG!! :lol!: What a comeback dear!!! hug1  Missed u so much....and QH will never be the same again ..as ur HERE :) cheers 

:*lol*:  Thumbsup
hey pallo, long hug , ab kya karoon, the show is getting too bloody with too much happening and i can't rememeber all the techniquies naa, toh, just to remember stuff I thought i need a personal dictionary

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Post by chitmanas on 2013-07-02, 20:57

muskaan.tekwani wrote:wonderfull as well as hilarious....itn sad sad posts padne ke baad yeh padke to mazza aa gaya....pls do write more often PLEASE

 hey muskaan, yup, too much sadness and it's like there's no life in the show and it's become very bland, so, we need some little tadkas in between to spice up things...... so glad you enjoyed it:sunny:

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Post by Shesherkobita on 2013-07-02, 21:00

Where have you been ? Missed you sooooo much..
What n awesome post....

Love hug1 

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Post by chitmanas on 2013-07-02, 21:02

clarissasham wrote:What is this sugar
 
You are back with bang I LOL and my eyes are getting teary
 
How could you come with such things
 
Pranam mathe
 
I am sure this dictionary is useful for next 100yats in hindi soaps ee
 
Cause nothing gonna change:*rofl*: ROFL ROFL :*lol*: ROFL ROFL ROFL Dance ROFL ROFL ROFL

 shammi, arre wah, kya idea sir ji, true that nothing's gonna change, toh telly duniya can certainly use this dictionary and pick and choose what they want to use or even better, mix and match up stuff..........that's the in eshtyle these days, thankooooo so much:cheers: , aur ideas ho toh, plz expand this dictionary:)

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Post by chitmanas on 2013-07-02, 21:10

Shesherkobita wrote:Where have you been ? Missed you sooooo much..
What n awesome post....

Love hug1 

 hey sabi long hug , i was swamped with many things & didn't have time to even say hi to anyone......missed you all too:*cpd*: 

i couldn't stand all the grumpy, grouchy, crying faces in the show and just thought of cheering myself up, and QH always reminded me of pulp fiction, toh yeh lo iss ka nateeja:cheers:

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Post by zuzana on 2013-07-02, 22:18

Chits that was one hilarious one ROFL ROFL 

Gul and her ideas..she getting from all around the shows...what with the lead being buried alive and heard tht she will be buried again alive like anarkali..


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Post by sunshine99 on 2013-07-02, 23:12

Lucky 2 kya dictionary baniyaan hai subhanallah!!
Missed u gal

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Post by Tanthya on 2013-07-03, 13:40

Chitty chitty Bang bang ,

Tum Aagayi long hug Heart 

Ab QH desh main Bahar aagayi !!

How I lubbed the dictionary ...Muhwazzz

had missed your funda's:*cpd*: 

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Post by Abavi on 2013-07-03, 13:46

Very useful terms... I am gonna mug this up!

Welcome back lucky2! you were surely missed! hug1 

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Post by perfumeheaven on 2013-07-03, 19:29

Hilarious! I tell you!

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Post by chitmanas on 2013-07-03, 21:25

zuzana wrote:Chits that was one hilarious one ROFL ROFL 

Gul and her ideas..she getting from all around the shows...what with the lead being buried alive and heard tht she will be buried again alive like anarkali..


 aai hai, who cares about Gul Zu, i saw arshi in your DP and remember the good ol days, sigh, sigh

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Post by chitmanas on 2013-07-03, 21:30

sunshine99 wrote:Lucky 2 kya dictionary baniyaan hai subhanallah!!
Missed u gal

 sunshine, i missed you all too long hug 

I don't know what it's about QH , but I can only write such stuff about this show,  nothing sensible ever comes out :lol!:

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Post by MissB on 2013-07-03, 21:31

:*lol*:

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Post by chitmanas on 2013-07-03, 21:35

Tanthya wrote:Chitty chitty Bang bang ,

Tum Aagayi  long hug Heart 

Ab QH desh main Bahar aagayi !!

How I lubbed the dictionary ...Muhwazzz

had missed your funda's:*cpd*: 

Haan Tanthya, main aa gayi bounce  ( at least for now )........ par serioulsy yaar, this show has too much violence and I can't understand why Gul has to go to this extent, moi scratching head seriously:roll:

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Post by chitmanas on 2013-07-03, 21:37

Abavi wrote:Very useful terms... I am gonna mug this up!

Welcome back lucky2! you were surely missed! hug1 

 Vi, the 'mug up' reminds of school days yaar, those are the best times......... mug it up and please don't forget to mix and match as well :*lol*: , only then mazaa will come

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Post by chitmanas on 2013-07-03, 21:40

perfumeheaven wrote:Hilarious! I tell you!

 glad you enjoyed it...... your name please?

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Post by chitmanas on 2013-07-03, 21:46

Ksaria1 wrote::*lol*:

 Thank you very much, am so glad you enjoyed it:*Thmbu*:

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