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Post by --sumana13-- on 2013-07-06, 09:32

Razor anyone?

Gillette Razors, Aftershaves & Shaving Cream
Have only one thing in common, it might seem

But ignore not the fact that together they are used
When a handsome man wants to look very spruced

However off late, they are all losing business badly
On the sets of QH there is no shaving, sadly

Lets start with the oldest cast on the sets
Badi Bi lasered her eyebrows, now draws one at best

Where is the need for a razor blade for her
Tied in the basement she cannot cause a stir

Mamu-jaan, is bald and he is always looking grim
All he needs is scissors for his beard to trim

Razia-bi, our favorite villain on the show
Needs no razor to shave her brow

Rashid, the wimp is undecided about everything in life
To shave or not to shave – he will ask his second wife

Dilshaad our lovely elegant lady of the hour
Has no need for a razor in the shower

Shireen – in real life the actress looks pregnant
Her cheeks are puffed and she needs no astringent

Asad sports a seven ‘o’ clock shadow of late
But it looks like he will never shave his beard in this state

Ayan our unkempt wears his red pants everyday
Has never really seen a razor at least not till today

The young girls are happy with their trips to the salon
Thankfully no razors are required in the morn

So all in all this is what I begin to dread
All the razor companies will soon be in the red

No sales, no profits, the companies will end up in a grave
The only way they can survive is if the cast of QH begins to shave

Creative heads of the show please give the cast this essay
We want clean-shaven men on the show – stubble is passé


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Re: 4 Hilarious poetries by Vela Belle from FB fan pages

Post by --sumana13-- on 2013-07-06, 12:37

Endless Laughter

Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
QH is an endless laughter supply

Turned on the TV last night off chance
Thought I’ll check out the Zoya-Asad romance

There I see “Rajani” the blushing bride
Out came pouring from me thoughts so snide

But I held myself back and decided to be benign
Memory loss oh what a healthy sign

Or maybe old uncle was out romping once more
Oh that storyline would be less of a bore

Mamu-jaan sowing wild oats in his youth
Has many-many daughters says Vela the sleuth

XX chromosomes galore engulf his complicated life
What fun it would be if Rajani belonged to his third wife

My tummy hurts with all the laughing
I was just getting over all his girls disappearing

Now we have located Zoya doing her good deeds
And Asad bare-handed digging bricks till he bleeds

Sorry to digress but I just realized something I may have missed before
I thought the cheating father-to-be bridegroom was killed in the fire furore

Man!!, Asad – shut the door when you are roaming bare-bodied
Teasing Taanu is so mean, brings out her lust deeply buried..

Humeira Humeira where art thou?
You have a twin sis, happily married unlike you…

Who is the most puzzled of the lot…
For another poem we will make that the plot!

I am surely going to watch QH from now on
With a plot filled with amnesia/doppelgangers, COME ON!

Popcorn, Kurkure, and all other unhealthy food beside me
Remote handy, to forward all the scenes unsightly.

Come join me on this ride as we laugh some more
Jobless we are – lets watch the re-runs, Encore!

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Post by clarissasham on 2013-07-06, 13:44

superd both -ha ha thanks mannu :*lol*:

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Re: 4 Hilarious poetries by Vela Belle from FB fan pages

Post by --sumana13-- on 2013-07-06, 14:07

Asad telling Ayan about how he F#@$%d up!

Ayan: Yo bhai! Open the window…
Asad: My girl is still mad at me…
Ayan: You still didn’t explain…?
Asad: I don’t know how I let this happen…!!!
Ayan: Just tell her “It wasn’t me!”

Asad sings:

Zoya came in and she caught me red-handed
Sleeping with the glass-eyed girl

Picture this, I was bare-chested sleeping on a dirty floor

How could I forget that I had
Promised her today I will marry
All the time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

Ayan says:
How can you not know what happened with Tannu?
Your head was clubbed and you used her as a pillow?
You better watch out or Dilshad is gonna kill ya
Zoya & our sisters will probably stone ya

To be a player like our dad, you need to think
If Taanu says pregnant, you say DNA without a blink
Never admit a word no matter what Zoya says
Just say I was clubbed, sleep with that girl no way….

Asad sadly retorts:
But she caught me in the warehouse
(Ayan: Say it wasn’t me)

Saw me lying naked on top of her
(Ayan: It wasn’t me)

I even had her dupatta
(Ayan: wasn’t me)

She saw lipstick marks on my shoulder
(Ayan: wasn’t me)

She wept till I woke from my stupor
(Ayan: wasn’t me)
Asad:
Zoya came in and she caught me red-handed
Sleeping with the glass-eyed girl

Picture this, I was caught bare-chested sleeping on an uncomfortable floor

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2013-07-06, 17:26

Where is the Glue?
(an ode to the missing glue stick)

Its been many a days that’s gone by
Finally I sat with my remote to see

Wonder what Asad, Zoya and the coterie
Have been doing the last one week

I watched with fascination and a bit of disgust (to be true)
As Zoya licked (gleefully) …her wedding invite!!!

A bulb went off in my head and I just had to seek
Oh where oh where did it run away - the PH’s glue-stick

Why would ANYONE use their tongue to stick
In today’s day and age?

Maybe Zoya has not been given the required tools to play her role –
Where is the Missing Glue Stick?

So where do you think it has gone, I pondered
And watched the rest of the recorded episodes

Then it struck me – there is no glue left on set
Cause the rest of the cast has to use…

Badi Bi made Mumami chop her hair off
So the vampy has to glue her wig

I am sure that whole setup will require more
Than what’s contained in a glue stick

Asad’s dad the bigamist, is mostly looking lost
But sometimes he needs some glue to paste a constipated smile

His wife, the mother of 3 I recall was previously silly
Disappeared for a bit

When she returned, she has a new personality
Pasted now is a frown – must have used another glue stick

Nikhat’s on again off again mom-in-law to be
Has so much bling on her

For that she must be needing buckets of glue
So there is never enough anymore

Most of all the glue is required to paste the
Massive burn scar

Zoya was burnt a little in childhood
But for effect we must have a lot

If only they would listen to me and hold on to the glue
Zoya could use to paste her invites – Please

And my eye-candy, Yes there is only one on the show
Asad – needs the glue more

His brain is always flying away,
taking a break somewhere

Why else will he always trust Taanu
Solve the problem– his brain does need super-glue

See what has happened to me
Watching TV is just not good

Instead of spending my time productively
I am spewing out nonsense too…

Where is the Glue?
Where is the Glue?

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