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I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-09-24, 19:56



I am the Lizard, one of the most introvert creature of this Universe.


I live in dark corners, away from prying eyes.


I have seen many many love scenes in those dark corners,


some of which are so called obscene to the power infinity,


and I am not going to describe them. I can't, because, I always


follow the Three Wise Monkeys and don't want to be nick named


The Peeping Tom.



I never interfere with those lovers, actually, they are smart enough


and don't need my interference or assistance.


But today, I had to break my rules because of a pair of stupid lovers.


I felt that, in the matter of love, they can do nothing without


external assistance, like, stuck dupatta, rain, goon, umbrella or coat.


But nothing was available in that dark corner. So I had to interfere


to bring them together.


Hope, I have explained my situation for the interference and expect


the SANSKRIS not to blame me.






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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by zuzana on 2013-09-24, 20:04

AK thanks for the laugh,,,I loved the lizard on the chair which looked more dignified than the show Twisted Evil 

seriously they dont have any rhyme or reason for the stupidity being shown in bringing the leads together ..utter headesk moments

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by slmu on 2013-09-24, 20:09

ROFL   nice one AK.. and look what the lizard managed.. not only sent Aastha fleeing towards the man, but also got her dupatta stuck on his coat

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by anusha.cochin on 2013-09-24, 20:57

Ha ha ...nice one AK

yesterday coat...now Lizard..Sastha s getting weird thngs as cupid

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by sameersaagar on 2013-09-24, 21:05

Ha Ha :*lol*: 

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by A.N.Jell_Zarina on 2013-09-24, 21:15

Rone na di jiyega toh gaya na jayega

aise toh haal dil ka sunaya na jayega


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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by --sumana13-- on 2013-09-25, 01:36

OMG AK thanks for this hilarious post ... Loved it to the core .. And where on earth did you find that Shehenshah E Hind  CHipkali ??
It is so perfect ....
:*lol*: :*lol*:

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by sarra0 on 2013-09-25, 01:59

lol.. the Lizard has more presence then the leads...normally its someone coming in or calling to break them up and in this show they have to utilise everything and anything...

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by Abavi on 2013-09-25, 08:32

:lol!: 

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-09-25, 08:35

zuzana wrote:AK thanks for the laugh,,,I loved the lizard on the chair which looked more dignified than the show Twisted Evil 

seriously they dont have any rhyme or reason for the stupidity being shown in bringing the leads together ..utter headesk moments
Hi Zu, welcome.
The CVs always prefer the longest route to increase the number of episodes.

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Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-09-25, 08:36

slmu wrote:ROFL   nice one AK.. and look what the lizard managed.. not only sent Aastha fleeing towards the man, but also got her dupatta stuck on his coat
Yes, the lizard is wiser than the CVs.

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-09-25, 08:38

anusha.cochin wrote:Ha ha ...nice one AK

yesterday coat...now Lizard..Sastha s getting weird thngs as cupid
Hi Anu, Sastha is weird and need weird things as Cupid .

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Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-09-25, 08:40

sameersaagar wrote:Ha Ha  :*lol*: 
Hi Sameer, at last you laughed, after the EGB fiasco.

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-09-25, 08:42

aasudi wrote:Rone na di jiyega toh gaya na jayega

aise toh haal dil ka sunaya na jayega

Dil Hai Ki Manta Nehi.

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-09-25, 08:44

--sumana13-- wrote:OMG AK thanks for this hilarious post ... Loved it to the core .. And where on earth did you find that Shehenshah E Hind  CHipkali ??
It is so perfect ....
:*lol*: :*lol*:
Hi Sumana, they are always around, we normally fail to notice.

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Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-09-25, 08:46

sarra0 wrote:lol.. the Lizard has more presence then the leads...normally its someone coming in or calling to break them up and in this show they have to utilise everything and anything...
Hi Sarra, very true.
Even the Lady Hitler ( Anjali ) has more presence than Sastha.

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-09-25, 08:48

Abavi wrote::lol!: 
Thanks and welcome.

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by ..rosa.. on 2013-09-25, 09:18

SAYAN18 wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:OMG AK thanks for this hilarious post ... Loved it to the core .. And where on earth did you find that Shehenshah E Hind  CHipkali ??
It is so perfect ....
:*lol*: :*lol*:
Hi Sumana, they are always around, we normally fail to notice.
Sayan i like your posts ...
They are always zara hatkey ....
It always is so positive and spreads laughter ... However bad the show might be you do not fail to locate the bright spots .. Keep it up a,
Thumbsup 

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-09-25, 09:26

..rosa.. wrote:
SAYAN18 wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:OMG AK thanks for this hilarious post ... Loved it to the core .. And where on earth did you find that Shehenshah E Hind  CHipkali ??
It is so perfect ....
:*lol*: :*lol*:
Hi Sumana, they are always around, we normally fail to notice.
Sayan i like your posts ...
They are always zara hatkey ....
It always is so positive and spreads laughter ... However bad the show might be you do not fail to locate the bright spots .. Keep it up a,
Thumbsup 
Hi Rosa, I am AK.
We , the LSV ( Long Suffering Viewers ), enjoy
the association of the forum friends, more than
the show itself. And I take this opportunity
to laugh together.
Join this LSV gang.

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by A.N.Jell_Zarina on 2013-09-25, 09:38

SAYAN18 wrote:
aasudi wrote:Rone na di jiyega toh gaya na jayega

aise toh haal dil ka sunaya na jayega

Dil Hai Ki Manta Nehi.
kuch na kaho, kuch na karo
kya kehna hai, kya karna hai
tujhko pata hai, LSV kya hai
logic ke woh pal tham se gaye hai

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-09-25, 11:36

aasudi wrote:
SAYAN18 wrote:
aasudi wrote:Rone na di jiyega toh gaya na jayega

aise toh haal dil ka sunaya na jayega

Dil Hai Ki Manta Nehi.
kuch na kaho, kuch na karo
kya kehna hai, kya karna hai
tujhko pata hai, LSV kya hai
logic ke woh pal tham se gaye hai
Hi Aasu, by mentioning logic in Hindi serial, you reminded me
Of my School days. We read a poem by Tagore called " PARAS ( touch ) 
PATHAR ( stone )" or Philosopher's Stone. It is a stone, when touches any
metal, turn it to Gold.
In the Poem, a crazy man, was life long searching for it. He crossed his 
youth, turned to an old man and still searching .
We are also crazy, searching for logic in Hindi serial.
I'm hopeful, someday we'll find it.


Regarding this show, will Astha be that Philosopher's Stone
who will turn Shloke's life into gold ?
A million dollar question.

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by clarissasham on 2013-09-25, 12:03

Superb…:*lol*:   thank God this time it was lizard not the quintessential cupid cockroach 

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-09-25, 12:16

clarissasham wrote:Superb…:*lol*:   thank God this time it was lizard not the quintessential cupid cockroach 
Don't worry.
The cockroach is next in line and
just warming up.






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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by slmu on 2013-09-25, 12:18

clarissasham wrote:Superb…:*lol*:   thank God this time it was lizard not the quintessential cupid cockroach 
:*lol*:   Shami, the CVs after that brilliant touch will probably have lost all creativity for the year

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Re: I Am The Lizard - A Monologue.

Post by zuzana on 2013-09-25, 12:29

slmu wrote:
clarissasham wrote:Superb…:*lol*:   thank God this time it was lizard not the quintessential cupid cockroach 
:*lol*:   Shami, the CVs after that brilliant touch will probably have lost all creativity for the year
How creative :*lol*: 

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