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Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-10-17, 22:08

Announcement   Announcement   Announcement.


Agnihotri Institute of Educational Institutes


Proudly announces The Opening of their latest Institute -


                       AA Institute Of BA


( Anjali Agnihotri Institue Of Bahu Administration )


This Institute is the first of it's Kind in the Globe.


And soon will be more famous than " London School


Of Economics " or " Harvard Business School ".


Compared to it, The IIT's will look like nursery school.




The purpose of the course is the resizing the Bahu's, so that they 


can serve their MIL's better.


The syllabus is designed in such a way that at the end of the


Course, the Bahu will be a puppet of her MIL ( Monster-In-Law ).


She will be able to do anything at the drop of her MIL's eye lid.


Her attitude towards MIL will be " Aharnishi Seva Mahe "


means " Always At Your Service ".


In the course, all the modern technique of teaching will be employed,


Including Physical ( like arm twisting , Hair pulling, Thappad etc ),


Mental ( like emotional atyachar etc. ) and other possible as well as


impossible techniques.


The Institute will be headed by the great Monster-In-Law,


Mrs. Anjali Agnihotri. Other notable faculties are :


Mrs. Bhabo Rathi
Mrs. Kokila Modi
Mrs. Mangla Garg


And others.


This is a sponsored course, means no Bahu can't take admission


Directly. She has to be sponsored by her MIL.


Seats are limited, so the MIL's are requested to reserve seats for their Bahu's.


The MILs can expect five star services from their trained Bahu's.


No further verbal communication will be needed. The Bahu will understand


the body language of her MIL.


First hundred Sponsorer MIL will get one packet of AA brand


Mirch Powder. This poder can be used to rub in the skin


Of their unseasoned Bahus.


A special logo has been designed for the Institute.




NB : Special stress will be given on the use of aloo in all sabjis.




PS: This is a fun post, not to hurt any body, any way.


At the end of the course, the MIL and Bahus will look like-






For further enquiry contact :


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Re: AA Institute Of BA

Post by slmu on 2013-10-18, 12:27

ROFL ROFL  good one AK..

Tell u what, that was the most important thing in yesterday's episode.. 10 days to turn Aastha into a performing seal.

Wonder what the course has planned for bad sons who keep interrupting the bahu's training?

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Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-10-18, 12:40

slmu wrote:ROFL ROFL  good one AK..

Tell u what, that was the most important thing in yesterday's episode.. 10 days to turn Aastha into a performing seal.

Wonder what the course has planned for bad sons who keep interrupting the bahu's training?
Let us wait and sleep.

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Re: AA Institute Of BA

Post by --sumana13-- on 2013-10-18, 12:41

OMG !!! AK !!! This is hilarious yaar ....

:*lol*: ROFL :*lol*: ROFL :*lol*: ROFL

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Re: AA Institute Of BA

Post by slmu on 2013-10-18, 12:41

SAYAN18 wrote:
slmu wrote:ROFL ROFL  good one AK..

Tell u what, that was the most important thing in yesterday's episode.. 10 days to turn Aastha into a performing seal.

Wonder what the course has planned for bad sons who keep interrupting the bahu's training?
Let us wait and sleep.
ROFL  sleep

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Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-10-18, 12:44

--sumana13-- wrote:OMG !!! AK !!! This is hilarious yaar ....

:*lol*: ROFL :*lol*: ROFL :*lol*: ROFL
Sumana, this is for you -



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Re: AA Institute Of BA

Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-10-18, 12:47

slmu wrote:
SAYAN18 wrote:
slmu wrote:ROFL ROFL  good one AK..

Tell u what, that was the most important thing in yesterday's episode.. 10 days to turn Aastha into a performing seal.

Wonder what the course has planned for bad sons who keep interrupting the bahu's training?
Let us wait and sleep.
ROFL  sleep
Yesterday's episode was too sugary and I am diabetic.
So better to sleep.

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Re: AA Institute Of BA

Post by slmu on 2013-10-18, 12:50

SAYAN18 wrote:
slmu wrote:
SAYAN18 wrote:
slmu wrote:ROFL ROFL  good one AK..

Tell u what, that was the most important thing in yesterday's episode.. 10 days to turn Aastha into a performing seal.

Wonder what the course has planned for bad sons who keep interrupting the bahu's training?
Let us wait and sleep.
ROFL  sleep
Yesterday's episode was too sugary and I am diabetic.
So better to sleep.
Hmm yes it was.. still today's promises to be better.. starting with the institute head instructing the bahu that she can't reopen door shut in her face

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Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-10-18, 13:04

slmu wrote:
SAYAN18 wrote:
slmu wrote:
SAYAN18 wrote:Let us wait and sleep.
ROFL  sleep
Yesterday's episode was too sugary and I am diabetic.
So better to sleep.
Hmm yes it was.. still today's promises to be better.. starting with the institute head instructing the bahu that she can't reopen door shut in her face
Shanthi, why these courses are so short ? Like crash course.
Anjali's course is for 10 days.
Avantika's PAYA separation was for 15 days.
Suraj challenged for 15 days.
( How many episodes it takes to cover 15 days ?).
Here 10 days means how many episodes ?

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Post by slmu on 2013-10-18, 13:07

SAYAN18 wrote:
slmu wrote:
SAYAN18 wrote:
slmu wrote:ROFL  sleep
Yesterday's episode was too sugary and I am diabetic.
So better to sleep.
Hmm yes it was.. still today's promises to be better.. starting with the institute head instructing the bahu that she can't reopen door shut in her face
Shanthi, why these courses are so short ? Like crash course.
Anjali's course is for 10 days.
Avantika's PAYA separation was for 15 days.
Suraj challenged for 15 days.
( How many episodes it takes to cover 15 days ?).
Here 10 days means how many episodes ?
Good question.. 10 days = a month perhaps? Long enough for Anjali to admit defeat

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Re: AA Institute Of BA

Post by sameersaagar on 2013-10-18, 19:53

Enjoyable
 :*lol*:

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Re: AA Institute Of BA

Post by slmu on 2013-10-18, 20:05

Today's episode proves that never mind how long your training.. the saas can never be satisfied.. Sujal still has loads to learn

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Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-10-18, 20:19

In this context, this story is apt -


Saas: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Bahu: That's easy, 49.

Saas: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Bahu: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.

Saas: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Bahu: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Saas: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Bahu: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Saas: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Bahu: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Saas: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Bahu: Ere.... I guess she drowned.... errr...

Saas: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. 

          Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....
 

Moral: No matter how much you know or how much you are competent. If your Saas has decided to harass  you then you are surely in problem . 


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Re: AA Institute Of BA

Post by slmu on 2013-10-18, 20:26

:*lol*:  well said AK

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