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Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-11-13, 10:12

Many of my friends are asking, why no FB updates nowadays ?

I was in trouble.

My wife has come to know about these FB updates.

Most likely, one of my friends has done this favor to me.

Now she thinks FaceBook is indecent.

( By the way - my wife is MA in Philosophy,

expert in argument, and its no joke ).

But why ?

According to her, FaceBook is the second most popular word,

which starts with F and ends with K.

And since the first word is undoubtedly indecent, why not the second one ?

I was stunned with this logic.

What relation is there of the first word with the second ?

I thought very hard for a week and came up with this logic.

I told her, in the first word, the F and K are separated

by only two letters - F**K.


But, in FaceBook, F and K are separated by six letters, F******K.

So, the gap is now three times the first, which makes it decent.

As usual, her next question - How ?

Suppose, in this pleasant weather in Kolkata,

in the afternoon, you are sitting on a bench in a park.

You are alone.

Now a person comes and sits beside you keeping just six inches distance.

Will you feel uncomfortable ?

Answer - Definitely yes and also think that, that person is not decent.

Ok, if that person keeps 18 inches distance ?

Answer - Then, that is decent.

So FaceBook is decent.

Few days back, in a post, I wrote " I'm an eternal student ".

Sandhyaji ( Operaqueen ), in reply wrote,

" you write something and mean another thing, I don't understand you ".

I take this opportunity to explain that point.

My wife was School Teacher before marriage.

After marriage, she left that job according to her wish.

There was problem also, it was a different State, different Government.

Moreover, she thought that she is getting

one life long student to teach, no other students are required.

Since then, I'm eternal student.

Hope, now Sandhyaji understands.


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Re: Facebook updates - Why no update ?

Post by A.N.Jell_Zarina on 2013-11-13, 10:49

So okay dnt knw abt sandhyaji, i understand u r an eternal student n how...but why no fb updates?? Students also update fb status no??ha ha

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Post by A.N.Jell_Zarina on 2013-11-13, 10:50

So okay dnt knw abt sandhyaji, i understand u r an eternal student n how...but why no fb updates?? Students also update fb status no??ha ha

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Re: Facebook updates - Why no update ?

Post by slmu on 2013-11-13, 10:50

Well, if your wife agrees that a distance of 6 letters is decent, why no updates?

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Re: Facebook updates - Why no update ?

Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-11-13, 10:52

slmu wrote:Well, if your wife agrees that a distance of 6 letters is decent, why no updates?
Now, I'll do it.

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Post by SAYAN18 on 2013-11-13, 10:53

Aasudi wrote:So okay dnt knw abt sandhyaji, i understand u r an eternal student n how...but why no fb updates?? Students also update fb status no??ha ha
Sandhyaji is in IF.

Will do the update now.

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Re: Facebook updates - Why no update ?

Post by zuzana on 2013-11-13, 13:36

I too wanted to ask why no FB updates AK..missed it..tell your wife you do it for your friends.

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