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Post by sonshine487 on 2013-11-18, 16:04

OK! One of the most clichéd lines in entertainment history is of course… “main aapke bachhe ki maa banney wali hoon!”

Usually the woman says it and always she is sure of the root cause of her problem or delight as the case may be… viz. the bachhe ka baap.

But trust Ekta to give it a twist. Here the line is spouted by someone jiska issey door door tak koi connection hi nahi hai. The Hakim Sahiba declares Jodha pregnant.

Jalal: what the hell! I didn’t touch her!

Jodha: How the hell! He did it while I was moorchhith!

Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too!

Hakim Sahiba saw Jodha fainting, throwing tantrums and throwing up her gastric contents and announced the arrival of the Bachha Sa. Arrey, kahaan ke Hakim Sahiba hai ye? Jalal’s harem has the number of women running to hundreds. Pregnancies are quite common and till now, equal number of miscarriages too… a most perfect tally in fact! and she diagnoses pregnancy with that. What of that age old question of the “missed P”?

She didn’t ask it? Or perhaps, Jodha getting moorchhith in the cold… her blood being frozen and all… perhaps that was what the other woman doc meant… Shauhar hi microwave reheat kar saktey hai. But Jalal didn’t… so Jodha hadn’t fully thawed yet? Serves him right! He should have listened to the voice of reason. Now, look at the soup he is in. He didn’t do it! Even then he got her pregnant. Now he has to face the music for several sins…

1.    Maan bhrasht

2.    Moorchhith avastha ka anuchit laabh utthaana

3.    Jodha ka aatma sammaan ko thesh pahunchana

4.    Vishwaasghaat

5.    Vaada thodna

It doesn’t end there you know. She goes on and on. He would have fared much better if he had indeed done it! It is much better to have been hung for the sheep as well as the lamb!

Now what? He didn’t even have a good time. Still he is suffering. And if there was indeed a baby, then there would have been something to show for it! But no, not even that.

Now Ruqaiyya wants to dump his friendship.

Hameeda wants to slap him.

Maaham wants to trap him.

Jodha wants to ghrina him.

Aadham wants to toast him. (toast as in physically over the fire)

And now, after all this hullaballoo, the hakim says it could have been Banana ka Ark. What is it with these people? It is always some ark or the other. First Dhatura, now Banana. What next? Jurabe?

Tell you what… they’ll all be much better off with some Bhang ka Ark in their systems!

Waisey, we shouldn’t be surprised with the Banana ka Ark… they have been regularly taking it… all of them. That is why they are all bananas… and also why Jodha Bleats like a goat all the time (she is that class of herbivore, you see!)


*** edited to add****
Jalal first accuses Jodha of fooling around. Then word gets around Maham. so Hameeda comes fuming up to Jodha! "you been fooling around, girl?"

Jalal to the rescue: No mummy, iska return address mera hi hai!
so now the women want to know the technicalities...
ROFL 
Bloody hell! I loved Jalal's explanation!
I didn't know it could happen the first time!

well what did he expect? he had to take turns with God knows how many women in the harem... after all increased demand and there is a limit to productivity. Yeah, he is the Shehensha... but I doubt his advantage extends to those realms as well!
:*lol*:


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Re: The Banana Pregnancy

Post by pollyanna on 2013-11-18, 16:11

WHAT THE FALODDDAAA!!!!!! ROFL ROFL 


:*lol*: :*lol*: 

My lungs out of repair NOW!!!!!

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Re: The Banana Pregnancy

Post by sonshine487 on 2013-11-18, 16:13

pollyanna wrote:WHAT THE FALODDDAAA!!!!!! ROFL ROFL 


:*lol*: :*lol*: 

My lungs out of repair NOW!!!!!
:lol!: long hug

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Post by pollyanna on 2013-11-18, 17:01

Seriously Appu..that line was so comic..just like current times joke Wink ...and am sure they must have had a laugh riot shooting that scene.....

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Post by sonshine487 on 2013-11-18, 17:06

pollyanna wrote:Seriously Appu..that line was so comic..just like current times joke Wink ...and am sure they must have had a laugh riot shooting that scene.....
well, think of it this way...
he's been sexually active since his teens
there are a number of women he has been intimate with
and  even after all these years, he has nothing to show for it!
doubt toh hoga hi
:*lol*: 
though, yeah, I'd love to see the BTS segments for that particular sequence

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Post by pollyanna on 2013-11-18, 17:19

Lolzzzz Appu...and it was Mayya's hatke tadka too.....

In TV world, where a girl gets preggy on the first SR scene...Ekta took a step ahead in questioning that :P :P

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Post by sonshine487 on 2013-11-18, 17:25

pollyanna wrote:Lolzzzz Appu...and it was Mayya's hatke tadka too.....

In TV world, where a girl gets preggy on the first SR scene...Ekta took a step ahead in questioning that :P :P
yes
:lol!: 
maiyya definitely made a point
"there is no such thing as super-efficiency!"

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Re: The Banana Pregnancy

Post by Tanthya on 2013-11-18, 17:27

That was a hooter !!:*lol*:


Along with that first time  line I just want to ask, Is  'Grihna ' some kind of contraceptive pill ??  Jodha seems to think that is the remedy for all things  Sexual

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Re: The Banana Pregnancy

Post by sonshine487 on 2013-11-18, 17:29

Tanthya wrote:That was a hooter !!:*lol*:


Along with that first time  line I just want to ask, Is  'Grihna ' some kind of contraceptive pill ??  Jodha seems to think that is the remedy for all things  Sexual
:*lol*: 
no, ghrina is her national anthem

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Re: The Banana Pregnancy

Post by Tanthya on 2013-11-18, 17:35

sonshine487 wrote:
Tanthya wrote:That was a hooter !!:*lol*:


Along with that first time  line I just want to ask, Is  'Grihna ' some kind of contraceptive pill ??  Jodha seems to think that is the remedy for all things  Sexual
:*lol*: 
no, ghrina is her national anthem
You dare inshult, Hamari Amer and Hum Rajvanshi ...One is her anthem and another her National Song !!!

Grihna is the Pill !! I am sure of it  since she uses it only when Jalal approaches

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Re: The Banana Pregnancy

Post by sonshine487 on 2013-11-18, 17:42

Tanthya wrote:
sonshine487 wrote:
Tanthya wrote:That was a hooter !!:*lol*:


Along with that first time  line I just want to ask, Is  'Grihna ' some kind of contraceptive pill ??  Jodha seems to think that is the remedy for all things  Sexual
:*lol*: 
no, ghrina is her national anthem
You dare inshult, Hamari Amer and Hum Rajvanshi ...One is her anthem and another her National Song !!!

Grihna is the Pill !! I am sure of it  since she uses it only when Jalal approaches
u sure it is the pill?
it could be the pledge...

Hum Raaj-vanshi hai
har rajvanshi humumarey Bhrata Sa, Behen Sa hai
Isliye hum Mughal se Shadi karengey aur unke watt laga dengey

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Re: The Banana Pregnancy

Post by Maria J on 2013-11-18, 20:06

ROFL ROFL ROFL

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Post by pollyanna on 2013-11-18, 20:39

OMG!!! this is HILARIOUS :lol!: :lol!:

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Post by sandhya on 2013-11-18, 20:41

"Hum Raaj-vanshi hai
har rajvanshi humumarey Bhrata Sa, Behen Sa hai
Isliye hum Mughal se Shadi karengey aur unke watt laga dengey"


Ab samajh mein aaya, Menavati ne bleater ko Amer wapas le jaane se inkaar kyon kiya.  Ameris had to be spared of watt and whipboy was in Agra.

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Post by sonshine487 on 2013-11-18, 21:07

sandhya wrote:"Hum Raaj-vanshi hai
har rajvanshi humumarey Bhrata Sa, Behen Sa hai
Isliye hum Mughal se Shadi karengey aur unke watt laga dengey"


Ab samajh mein aaya, Menavati ne bleater ko Amer wapas le jaane se inkaar kyon kiya.  Ameris had to be spared of watt and whipboy was in Agra.
ROFL

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Re: The Banana Pregnancy

Post by sarra0 on 2013-11-19, 05:04

lol Apps, loved it... wat can I say about the episodes apart from that I am not impressed...between them all they certainly have hate, garinha, vishwaasgaat.. certainly feels like wat i should be screaming but between them they don't have half a brain cell...

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Post by sonshine487 on 2013-11-19, 09:03

sarra0 wrote:lol Apps, loved it... wat can I say about the episodes apart from that I am not impressed...between them all they certainly have hate, garinha, vishwaasgaat..  certainly feels like wat i should be screaming but between them they don't have half a brain cell...
no, can't say I don't like the show!
Of course, it is nothing on SC!  Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil 
 
but "ghrina" and "moorchhith" is getting a bit too much
sends me off into hoots of laughter everytime I hear the words...
in fact, most of Jodha's dialogues have me ROFLing
they are beyond absurd! ROFL 

I am sure Maiyya is not givng us a historical
It is a comedy show!

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Post by sandhya on 2013-11-19, 09:17

""but "ghrina" and "moorchhith" is getting a bit too much
sends me off into hoots of laughter everytime I hear the words...
in fact, most of Jodha's dialogues have me ROFLing
they are beyond absurd!  ""


Very well said.


In fact most of Paridhi's dialogues are beyond bearable.  She should really do a satyagraha against the CVs for giving her the worst words.  (Like she was made to do under the tree on the way to Agra)


Gone are her graceful queenly stances and brilliant attitudes. She is now being made to look like an adamant, headstrong, silly and insensitive girl.

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Post by sonshine487 on 2013-11-19, 09:20

sandhya wrote:""but "ghrina" and "moorchhith" is getting a bit too much
sends me off into hoots of laughter everytime I hear the words...
in fact, most of Jodha's dialogues have me ROFLing
they are beyond absurd!  ""


Very well said.


In fact most of Paridhi's dialogues are beyond bearable.  She should really do a satyagraha against the CVs for giving her the worst words.  (Like she was made to do under the tree on the way to Agra)


Gone are her graceful queenly stances and brilliant attitudes. She is now being made to look like an adamant, headstrong, silly and insensitive girl.
I know
senseless
Queenly naa sahi... but at least more Princess-like...

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Post by zuzana on 2013-11-19, 09:47

Epic Appu ROFL 

So true he could have atleast doen the deed and taken the blame ..ghrina would have sounded bettter than Wink 

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Post by sonshine487 on 2013-11-19, 09:50

zuzana wrote:Epic Appu ROFL 

So true he could have atleast doen the deed and taken the blame ..ghrina would have sounded bettter than Wink 
:lol!: 
yeah, so true!
now he is weighed down by all the ghrina she has been showering with... and the poor fellow is like- "itne saare ehsaanon tale dabey huey"
how will he ever repay her!

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Post by sandhya on 2013-11-19, 11:42

sonshine487 wrote:
zuzana wrote:Epic Appu ROFL 

So true he could have atleast doen the deed and taken the blame ..ghrina would have sounded bettter than Wink 
:lol!: 
yeah, so true!
now he is weighed down by all the ghrina she has been showering with... and the poor fellow is like- "itne saare ehsaanon tale dabey huey"
how will he ever repay her!
Nobody can put any dhabaav on Mr.Cool.(He gave a demo on the Ratanpur Qila issue)
He is already back to his old naughty self, the master of all games, anticipating the arrival of Salim or Khanum Sultan!

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Post by sonshine487 on 2013-11-19, 11:47

sandhya wrote:
sonshine487 wrote:
zuzana wrote:Epic Appu ROFL 

So true he could have atleast doen the deed and taken the blame ..ghrina would have sounded bettter than Wink 
:lol!: 
yeah, so true!
now he is weighed down by all the ghrina she has been showering with... and the poor fellow is like- "itne saare ehsaanon tale dabey huey"
how will he ever repay her!
Nobody can put any dhabaav on Mr.Cool.(He gave a demo on the Ratanpur Qila issue)
He is already back to his old naughty self, the master of all games, anticipating the arrival of Salim or Khanum Sultan!
I protest!
no one has an iota of sympathy for "hum Amer ki beti", "hum rajvanshi", "ghrina ki rani" Jodha Begum!!!

Sigh*** all are rooting for Mr.Cool!

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Post by sandhya on 2013-11-19, 11:56

sonshine487 wrote:
sandhya wrote:
sonshine487 wrote:
zuzana wrote:Epic Appu ROFL 

So true he could have atleast doen the deed and taken the blame ..ghrina would have sounded bettter than Wink 
:lol!: 
yeah, so true!
now he is weighed down by all the ghrina she has been showering with... and the poor fellow is like- "itne saare ehsaanon tale dabey huey"
how will he ever repay her!
Nobody can put any dhabaav on Mr.Cool.(He gave a demo on the Ratanpur Qila issue)
He is already back to his old naughty self, the master of all games, anticipating the arrival of Salim or Khanum Sultan!
I protest!
no one has an iota of sympathy for "hum Amer ki beti", "hum rajvanshi", "ghrina ki rani" Jodha Begum!!!

Sigh*** all are rooting for Mr.Cool!
Sympathies will follow galore once she learns to shut her chudail mouth and to stop unleashing inappropriate extempores on unsuspecting victims.

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Post by sonshine487 on 2013-11-19, 15:01

sandhya wrote:
sonshine487 wrote:
sandhya wrote:
sonshine487 wrote::lol!: 
yeah, so true!
now he is weighed down by all the ghrina she has been showering with... and the poor fellow is like- "itne saare ehsaanon tale dabey huey"
how will he ever repay her!
Nobody can put any dhabaav on Mr.Cool.(He gave a demo on the Ratanpur Qila issue)
He is already back to his old naughty self, the master of all games, anticipating the arrival of Salim or Khanum Sultan!
I protest!
no one has an iota of sympathy for "hum Amer ki beti", "hum rajvanshi", "ghrina ki rani" Jodha Begum!!!

Sigh*** all are rooting for Mr.Cool!
Sympathies will follow galore once she learns to shut her chudail mouth and to stop unleashing inappropriate extempores on unsuspecting victims.
easier said than done
no, it is the other way round...
her dialogues are shuddh Hindi... and rather difficult
besides, they are sounding too funny

it would be better if her speeches were severely pruned. Short succinct dialogues would do the trick... with some variety

Jalal on the other hand uses more Urdu words. And Urdu has an inherent beauty of its own

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