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Post by sandhya on 2013-12-08, 01:13

Suppose there was a University established in Agra those days in the 1500s and our serial characters were to train students in hunars that they were experts at , what would we have each one of them teaching? (Meant only for fun and in the lighter vein)

Jalal -art of talwarbaazi, horse riding and other martial arts
         how to give drop-dead looks(he is unmatched in the looks department)(HOD)
         how to analyze tula-dans
         art of disguise
         how to talk a hundred words in a minute.

Jodha - art of bhaashaning (she is unmatched here)(HOD with lots of experience)
            how to empty guns in times of needs
           art of talwarbaazi for girls, teerbaazi for girls, cooking, diving, singing
           how to ambush Kanhaa with tears and appeals
           sarva-shuddha-hindi
           how to establish and hang on to unmade vachans

Ruqaiya- art of bathing in bathtub
             how to hoo-kah
             how to show attitude
        
Adham Khan- drinking and chasing girls
                    jumping from the terrace

Javeda - sevaiya making

Maham Anga -the art of cunning and manipulation
                   
Salima - the art of silent grace
             how to advice

Resham -how to roll eyes

Hamida Banu - how to love daughter in law more than sons and daughters

Menavati - art of crying

Man-Singh and Bhagwan Das -how to grow tall

Rahim -how to win cuteness competitions

Rat-King - how to trade in marriages

Shariffuddin- How to back-stab

Bakshi Banu-art of crying

Resham and Hoshiyaar - joint experts in evesdropping
                   (they hold the distinction of being the only jasoos in Agra. For      
                    other  jasoosi works , the Emperor has to go in disguise himself.)
                  

Friends, please make additions in the expertise of the various characters.


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Re: Agra University hunarfuls

Post by Manjit on 2013-12-08, 01:19

I would put Bakshi Banu under another Hunar

Bakshi Banu - The art of making Arks
                   how to love your husband blindly
                   How to lie to your brother
                   How to look innocent

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Re: Agra University hunarfuls

Post by --sumana13-- on 2013-12-08, 01:45

I want to add Jalal could teach the art of ...
swimming ..
diving ..
Horse racing ..
Rescuing drowning people (life guards )
Fighting lions barehanded
How to win the heart of the girl who hates you !,

Thanks for this beautiful thread Sandhya .. I will add more later

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Re: Agra University hunarfuls

Post by Tanthya on 2013-12-09, 13:00

Adham Khan : How to cook Khayali Pulav 
                   How to mistake wife for a Baandi and lust after her

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Re: Agra University hunarfuls

Post by sarra0 on 2013-12-09, 13:10

Hameeda how to make u run away with just her voice.. no other weapon needed.. only loves daughter in laws more wen it is convenient...

javeida of hitting the nail on the head without knowing it

guards standing statue and letting all and sundry eavesdrop and never informing Jalal or interested parties...

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Re: Agra University hunarfuls

Post by sandhya on 2013-12-09, 13:33

Wow! such new talents coming to the fore! Thanks and please add on.

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Re: Agra University hunarfuls

Post by pollyanna on 2013-12-09, 13:41

This is amazing!!!! Kudos JA team of Dhwani forum :) 

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Re: Agra University hunarfuls

Post by Maria J on 2013-12-09, 17:15

:*lol*:

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