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Post by sandhya on 2014-01-27, 13:39

First of all it is a relief that something so phenomenal is not reduced to a dream. Jodha does deserve the halo that  she is sure to get this time at the end of the post samhaar drama...(platimun studded with blue jagger diamonds ????...)

 

Just a thought on what the post ben-killing scenarios could be...

 

Jodha perforates Ben to her great relief (and ofcourse the greater relief of all the viewers). Then...

 

1. Ben falls into water, gone forever. Jalal comes shouting to the shore accusing Jo of killing Ben when   Jo rushes to Jalal in immense relief and gives him a tight hug, as wished by Shyamala Aunty.  Jalal pleasantly shocked and surprised. The end to all MUs. Chishti Baba's lollipops served. Jalal compromises on Justice() or does the sleuthing and saves his Bhaagin.

 
Disadvantages:  Loss of story and twists worth another 50 episodes.

 

2. Ben falls into water. Jalal dives in to save her and injures his other leg. Ben brought to the palace where her identity is revealed during treatment and Jo is crowned her halo. Ben is exported to China. Chinese love snake soups.

 
Disadvantages: We will have Jalal in the reclining pose on the diwaans for another 20 episodes not doing even the minimal rolling between the kakshs and dek that he is doing now.

 

3. Ben makes a last ditch attempt to deliver her final kiss and Jalal recognises her, comes to the shore and longs for  The Hug and is on his knees thanking his Queen  for saving his Royal life which he never could have saved otherwise. Jodha goes back to the Hoity Toity Begum mode. Jalal becomes the best puppy dog ever.

 
Disadvantages: There is always the risk of Akbar's spirit, (already squirming after the Tasneem track and definitely spinning after the entry of Ben) ,regardless of the peace-loving quality of his Din-il-lahi, rushing to destroy the CVs with furious vengeance.

 

4. Ben falls into water and is gone for good. Jalal comes to shore and accuses Jo of cold-blooded murder while desperate within. Salima supports Jo. The case of the Mughal Sultanate vs Mughal Archer Begum. (She could give Arjun a stiff competition) at DEK.  Jo crying with joy and sadness combined, explaining to a weeping Moti the kartavya of patni that she always strives to fulfil (without batting an eyelid at the dhakoslabaazi),  Zakira squeaking to save her tiny little life,  Ruqs screeching as loudly as ever at Jalal, MA seconding her screeches, HB trio and Saleema supporting Jo, Shariffuddin expecting Jo to join him in the prison (with the kind of prison regulations followed...uski to chandi), Jalal as confused as ever () at first and then sleuthing and saving his Chudail... proving that his brains are not that frozen afterall...phew. Perfect drama masala.

 
Disadvantages: Viewers get teethered to the end of their patience losing all appetite for the lollipop before it is served a fifty to hundred episodes later.

 

5. CVs come up with a real surprise beyond our guesses that hooks us back to the show and pushes the fallen TRPs several notches up.

 
Disadvantages: None

Any other 'clever' ideas friends?

 

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Post by Tanthya on 2014-01-27, 13:50

What if ?? ben neither falls into the  river or into swamps but on to the lap of jalal or  on the feet of jalal and green green blood spouts out ??

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Post by sandhya on 2014-01-27, 13:57

Tanthya wrote:What if ?? ben neither falls into the  river or into swamps but on to the lap of jalal or  on the feet of jalal and green green blood spouts out ??
Ben's blood is red in colour. Only puke is green.

Remember she was oozing red blood after the awaam stone throw at her. Rolling Eyes


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Re: AFTER PROMO

Post by monsi08 on 2014-01-27, 14:05

mast post...  :lol!: 
lekin ek prashn hai Sandhya Beghum... What is Lollypop by chishti Baba?

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Post by Tanthya on 2014-01-27, 14:05

sandhya wrote:
Tanthya wrote:What if ?? ben neither falls into the  river or into swamps but on to the lap of jalal or  on the feet of jalal and green green blood spouts out ??
Jo's blood is red in colour. Only puke is green.

Remember she was oozing red blood after the awaam stone throw at her. Rolling Eyes


Not Jo, Ben's.. the blood that dribbles out of  the wounds can  be Green as she is fully loaded with venom ..  or pissed that she is unable to kill Jalal, she might try to do spitting cobra act and green venom may shoot out.. Khayali Pulav pakane main kya jaata hai  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil

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Re: AFTER PROMO

Post by sandhya on 2014-01-27, 14:11

monsi08 wrote:mast post...  :lol!: 
lekin ek prashn hai Sandhya Beghum... What is Lollypop by chishti Baba?
 Salim Chishti baba promised a love story soon.................this is seen as the CVs attempt to lure the viewers back to the show and shoot up the trps.....................like parents offering lollipops to kids to complete their homeworks. :)

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Post by monsi08 on 2014-01-27, 14:12

Why is Jallu Baba taking so long to kiss Benzie? Its not that he doesnt spend nights with any other beghum since he fell in lubs wid Jo Maiyya...
Uss raat Ruqs ke sath ting tong kiya hi hoga na  bounce

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Post by monsi08 on 2014-01-27, 14:12

sandhya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:mast post...  :lol!: 
lekin ek prashn hai Sandhya Beghum... What is Lollypop by chishti Baba?
 Salim Chishti baba promised a love story soon.................this is seen as the CVs attempt to lure the viewers back to the show and shoot up the trps.....................like parents offering lollipops to kids to complete their homeworks. :)
oh.. i must have missed it... i m not watching JA on regular basis.. the story is going downhill ... Evil or Very Mad

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Post by sandhya on 2014-01-27, 14:14

monsi08 wrote:Why is Jallu Baba taking so long to kiss Benzie? Its not that he doesnt spend nights with any other beghum since he fell in lubs wid Jo Maiyya...
Uss raat Ruqs ke sath ting tong kiya hi hoga na  bounce

 confused

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Post by Tanthya on 2014-01-27, 14:15

monsi08 wrote:Why is Jallu Baba taking so long to kiss Benzie? Its not that he doesnt spend nights with any other beghum since he fell in lubs wid Jo Maiyya...
Uss raat Ruqs ke sath ting tong kiya hi hoga na  bounce

Ruqs ke saath Ting Tong karne main aur road roller ke saath  Ting tong karne main bahut faraq hai, Monsi Begum ..what if his Haddi breaks  ??

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Post by monsi08 on 2014-01-27, 14:15

sandhya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:Why is Jallu Baba taking so long to kiss Benzie? Its not that he doesnt spend nights with any other beghum since he fell in lubs wid Jo Maiyya...
Uss raat Ruqs ke sath ting tong kiya hi hoga na  bounce

 confused
 :*lol*:

I mean... Jallu Baba could have kissed Benzie ... why is he not doing it... isnt he attracted towards her ?
he is not following celibacy after he fell in love with Jo.. isnt it ?

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Post by monsi08 on 2014-01-27, 14:17

Tanthya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:Why is Jallu Baba taking so long to kiss Benzie? Its not that he doesnt spend nights with any other beghum since he fell in lubs wid Jo Maiyya...
Uss raat Ruqs ke sath ting tong kiya hi hoga na  bounce

Ruqs ke saath Ting Tong karne main aur road roller ke saath  Ting tong karne main bahut faraq hai, Monsi Begum ..what if his Haddi breaks  ??
haan woh hai.. imagine Jallu Baba opts for Woman on Top with Benzie... Benzie need not kiss him .. he wud die under her weight anyways...  ROFL

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Post by neha on 2014-01-27, 14:24

sandhya wrote:First of all it is a relief that something so phenomenal is not reduced to a dream. Jodha does deserve the halo that  she is sure to get this time at the end of the post samhaar drama...(platimun studded with blue jagger diamonds ????...)

 cheers  Jai Maa Kaali...Jodha Begum deserves the Kohinoor now  Twisted Evil 

 

Just a thought on what the post ben-killing scenarios could be...

 

Jodha perforates Ben to her great relief (and ofcourse the greater relief of all the viewers). Then...

 

1. Ben falls into water, gone forever. Jalal comes shouting to the shore accusing Jo of killing Ben when   Jo rushes to Jalal in immense relief and gives him a tight hug, as wished by Shyamala Aunty.  Jalal pleasantly shocked and surprised. The end to all MUs. Chishti Baba's lollipops served. Jalal compromises on Justice() or does the sleuthing and saves his Bhaagin.

 
Disadvantages:  Loss of story and twists worth another 50 episodes.

I'm in dreamland  :heart:  Yes Yes let Shyamla Aunty's dream come true...I want her to run with the speed of Usain Bolt (another hunar you see!  Twisted Evil ) and hug tim tightly that he loses his balance and they both fall into water.. then Jalal taadofies Jodha  :heart: ...Jodha sharmaofies and smiles @ Jalal... :heart: ...In Lamho ke Daaman me in BG  Heart 

P.S : Jodha can  Bang  him hard so that he has short-term memory loss and forgets Jodha's Katniss Everdeen stunts and when he wakes up Salima and Jodha can fool him with a made up story to save themselves and us from another 50 episodes crap! What Say ?  meoow 


 

2. Ben falls into water. Jalal dives in to save her and injures his other leg. Ben brought to the palace where her identity is revealed during treatment and Jo is crowned her halo. Ben is exported to China. Chinese love snake soups.

 
Disadvantages: We will have Jalal in the reclining pose on the diwaans for another 20 episodes not doing even the minimal rolling between the kakshs and dek that he is doing now.

 :*lol*:  Yes please, send her to China! but what if she escapes from their by bunjee jumping the great wall of China ?  affraid , and no more physical, emotional, mental atyachaar on my sweetheart  No 


 

3. Ben makes a last ditch attempt to deliver her final kiss and Jalal recognises her, comes to the shore and longs for  The Hug and is on his knees thanking his Queen  for saving his Royal life which he never could have saved otherwise. Jodha goes back to the Hoity Toity Begum mode. Jalal becomes the best puppy dog ever.

 
Disadvantages: There is always the risk of Akbar's spirit, (already squirming after the Tasneem track and definitely spinning after the entry of Ben) ,regardless of the peace-loving quality of his Din-il-lahi, rushing to destroy the CVs with furious vengeance.


But what if a frightened frog jumps from the shaking boat, and comes between her and Jalal, and she kisses the frog hurriedly in an attempt to finish her mission. Frog dies on the spot..that yucky green stuff starts coming outta her mouth like toothpaste  affraid , and seeing this frightened Jalal pushes her into water with all his energy he has gained with those protein shakes and before she falls into water, Jodha shoots her with her arrows!!!!  :P  :P . And may all that happen what you said..Jodha shoos him off when he runs behind her  run 


P.S : Not only CVs but now Akbar will start haunting us for even thinking of such awful possibilities  :lol!: 


 

4. Ben falls into water and is gone for good. Jalal comes to shore and accuses Jo of cold-blooded murder while desperate within. Salima supports Jo. The case of the Mughal Sultanate vs Mughal Archer Begum. (She could give Arjun a stiff competition) at DEK.  Jo crying with joy and sadness combined, explaining to a weeping Moti the kartavya of patni that she always strives to fulfil (without batting an eyelid at the dhakoslabaazi),  Zakira squeaking to save her tiny little life,  Ruqs screeching as loudly as ever at Jalal, MA seconding her screeches, HB trio and Saleema supporting Jo, Shariffuddin expecting Jo to join him in the prison (with the kind of prison regulations followed...uski to chandi), Jalal as confused as ever () at first and then sleuthing and saving his Chudail... proving that his brains are not that frozen afterall...phew. Perfect drama masala.

 ROFL  ROFL 


 
Disadvantages: Viewers get teethered to the end of their patience losing all appetite for the lollipop before it is served a fifty to hundred episodes later.

Sandhya Jaan....lets give supari of CVs if they try to fool us one more time with this Baba Salim Chisti's divine dream Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad 

 

5. CVs come up with a real surprise beyond our guesses that hooks us back to the show and pushes the fallen TRPs several notches up.

 
Disadvantages: None

Amen!!!!!!  cheers  cheers 


Any other 'clever' ideas friends?

 

I'm bold ....errrr....Me in bold  :P 


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Post by neha on 2014-01-27, 14:26

monsi08 wrote:mast post...  :lol!: 
lekin ek prashn hai Sandhya Beghum... What is Lollypop by chishti Baba?

I'm scared now  affraid  hence removing my  Censored  comment  :lol!: 

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Re: AFTER PROMO

Post by sandhya on 2014-01-27, 14:41

monsi08 wrote:
sandhya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:Why is Jallu Baba taking so long to kiss Benzie? Its not that he doesnt spend nights with any other beghum since he fell in lubs wid Jo Maiyya...
Uss raat Ruqs ke sath ting tong kiya hi hoga na  bounce

 confused
 :*lol*:

I mean... Jallu Baba could have kissed Benzie ... why is he not doing it... isnt he attracted towards her ?
he is not following celibacy after he fell in love with Jo.. isnt it ?
No way. Please don't wish him that bad. And the other 999 girls of the harem too. They'll all be after you with joothies for such a suggestion. Hi is just 22/23 yaar and the Shahenshah and well under his legal rights of that period and certainly not ek-patni-vrat-Purushottam-Raam.

Na jaane kyun people are after poor jallu's ratri vyatit night log.  ROFL

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Post by Tanthya on 2014-01-27, 14:42

monsi08 wrote:
Tanthya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:Why is Jallu Baba taking so long to kiss Benzie? Its not that he doesnt spend nights with any other beghum since he fell in lubs wid Jo Maiyya...
Uss raat Ruqs ke sath ting tong kiya hi hoga na  bounce

Ruqs ke saath Ting Tong karne main aur road roller ke saath  Ting tong karne main bahut faraq hai, Monsi Begum ..what if his Haddi breaks  ??
haan woh hai.. imagine Jallu Baba opts for Woman on Top with Benzie... Benzie need not kiss him .. he wud die under her weight anyways...  ROFL


HAwww  affraid  affraid  ... Humao toh sirf ekko trailer dhikayi par aapne toh poora picture hi dhikwadi..

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Post by monsi08 on 2014-01-27, 14:43

sandhya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:
sandhya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:Why is Jallu Baba taking so long to kiss Benzie? Its not that he doesnt spend nights with any other beghum since he fell in lubs wid Jo Maiyya...
Uss raat Ruqs ke sath ting tong kiya hi hoga na  bounce

 confused
 :*lol*:

I mean... Jallu Baba could have kissed Benzie ... why is he not doing it... isnt he attracted towards her ?
he is not following celibacy after he fell in love with Jo.. isnt it ?
No way. Please don't wish him that bad. And the other 999 girls of the harem too. They'll all be after you with joothies for such a suggestion. Hi is just 22/23 yaar and the Shahenshah and well under his legal rights of that period and certainly not ek-patni-vrat-Purushottam-Raam.

Na jaane kyun people are after poor jallu's ratri vyatit night log.  ROFL
then why why why he hasnt kissed Benzie yet...  :*lol*:

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Post by monsi08 on 2014-01-27, 14:44

Tanthya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:
Tanthya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:Why is Jallu Baba taking so long to kiss Benzie? Its not that he doesnt spend nights with any other beghum since he fell in lubs wid Jo Maiyya...
Uss raat Ruqs ke sath ting tong kiya hi hoga na  bounce

Ruqs ke saath Ting Tong karne main aur road roller ke saath  Ting tong karne main bahut faraq hai, Monsi Begum ..what if his Haddi breaks  ??
haan woh hai.. imagine Jallu Baba opts for Woman on Top with Benzie... Benzie need not kiss him .. he wud die under her weight anyways...  ROFL


HAwww  affraid  affraid  ... Humao toh sirf ekko trailer dhikayi par aapne toh poora picture hi dhikwadi..
 ROFL  kya karein sathya ji .. control nahi hota

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Re: AFTER PROMO

Post by sandhya on 2014-01-27, 14:45

monsi08 wrote:
sandhya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:
sandhya wrote:

 confused
 :*lol*:

I mean... Jallu Baba could have kissed Benzie ... why is he not doing it... isnt he attracted towards her ?
he is not following celibacy after he fell in love with Jo.. isnt it ?
No way. Please don't wish him that bad. And the other 999 girls of the harem too. They'll all be after you with joothies for such a suggestion. Hi is just 22/23 yaar and the Shahenshah and well under his legal rights of that period and certainly not ek-patni-vrat-Purushottam-Raam.

Na jaane kyun people are after poor jallu's ratri vyatit night log.  ROFL
then why why why he hasnt kissed Benzie yet...  :*lol*:
As for Big Ben, who likes to kiss a bulldozer or a rhinoceros? ROFL Do you?

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Post by monsi08 on 2014-01-27, 14:47

sandhya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:
sandhya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:
 :*lol*:

I mean... Jallu Baba could have kissed Benzie ... why is he not doing it... isnt he attracted towards her ?
he is not following celibacy after he fell in love with Jo.. isnt it ?
No way. Please don't wish him that bad. And the other 999 girls of the harem too. They'll all be after you with joothies for such a suggestion. Hi is just 22/23 yaar and the Shahenshah and well under his legal rights of that period and certainly not ek-patni-vrat-Purushottam-Raam.

Na jaane kyun people are after poor jallu's ratri vyatit night log.  ROFL
then why why why he hasnt kissed Benzie yet...  :*lol*:
As for Big Ben, who likes to kiss a bulldozer or a rhinoceros? ROFL Do you?
ah me... Female bulldozer... NAH.. Male ones .. cant say  :*lol*:

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Post by Tanthya on 2014-01-27, 16:38

monsi08 wrote:
sandhya wrote:
monsi08 wrote:
sandhya wrote:
No way. Please don't wish him that bad. And the other 999 girls of the harem too. They'll all be after you with joothies for such a suggestion. Hi is just 22/23 yaar and the Shahenshah and well under his legal rights of that period and certainly not ek-patni-vrat-Purushottam-Raam.

Na jaane kyun people are after poor jallu's ratri vyatit night log.  ROFL
then why why why he hasnt kissed Benzie yet...  :*lol*:
As for Big Ben, who likes to kiss a bulldozer or a rhinoceros? ROFL Do you?
ah me... Female bulldozer... NAH.. Male ones .. cant say  :*lol*:


esp agar moochwala ho !!  meoow

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