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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-16, 19:29

ALL INDIA GUTTER MIND COMMON ENTRANCE TEST
Jodha Akbar
SARVODAYA GUTTER KANYA VIDYALAYA
Year 2014-15

The AIGMCET will be held at Dhwani, Jodha Akbar forum from 17th April 2014 to 19th April 2014.
UPDATED
The AIGMCET will be held at Dhwani, Jodha Akbar forum for time indefinite till a new GMCET is announced. Anyone and evryone wanting to participate is welcome. Results will be announced whenever the Guru Mata feels like and has the time to spare.  ROFL  Probably on the 20th though. On the 22nd of April.
After this date students will be admitted to the school of their GM is up to par but will not be given a prize due to lack of resources and patience from guru maata's side. ROFL  ROFL  

Please make note of the following instructions before commencing with the exam.


  • Canditate is requested to bring his/her GM along. Else your chances of clearing the exam are as slim as Jiggs metro card.
  • No bashing of character of the show. (except maybe Cheapuddin... or Aadham... or MA... or R.I.P. Benzo....well....you get the gist.....)
  • Canditates are encouraged to rouse their GM but are cautioned to keep the ratings to K, K+ or T. This is a clean forum and will remain so no matter how much people like us run amok.   Twisted Evil 
  • Avoid, if possible, submitting in epics and tomes please. Short and sweet answers will do the trick.
  • Respect each other and remember... THIS IS A FUN POST. So don't get your academic ambitions too high... Jiggs not responsible, no way man...
  • MOST IMPORTANT: Have fun guys...  hpee 

Examiner and Head of School
-Jiggy (Guru Mata)

DISCLAIMER: THIS is in no way true. No such school exists and if you think there is one, get your head out of the gutter-clouds                       dearie. Fun post this, through and through, and not meant to offend anyone. 






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Re: All India GMCET...JA version...de do apne GM ka proof... XD !!UPDATED!! (check first post)

Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-16, 19:29

SARVODAYA GUTTER KANYA VIDYALAYA
Year 2014-15
AIGMCET Question Paper

Ques 1
When Jo refuses to return to the Agra Paagalkhaana with Jalal, list 2 methods jalal can use to convince her to. (You know what... Wink )

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Ques 2
Where would the SR take place most probably? Who'd be the more eager of the two?  ROFL 
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Ques 3
Activate your GM/funny bone (any or both) and caption these pics... 
(since i couldn't fugure out which 2 to choose....you guys choose any 2 or more and get those creative juices flowing......
...
that sounded unbelevably dirty..... 
paper men bhi guru ka GM  ROFL   )


#1

#2

#3

#4

#5
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arrey dekho....test khatam..... :)


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Re: All India GMCET...JA version...de do apne GM ka proof... XD !!UPDATED!! (check first post)

Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-16, 23:41

ouch !! WHAT IS THIS ??JIGGY ?? 
 confused  confused

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Re: All India GMCET...JA version...de do apne GM ka proof... XD !!UPDATED!! (check first post)

Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-16, 23:48

--sumana13-- wrote:ouch !! WHAT IS THIS ??JIGGY ?? 
 confused  confused
sabr baalak...aap apne syllabus pe dhyaan dijiye..... ROFL  ROFL

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-16, 23:59

Jiggy wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:ouch !! WHAT IS THIS ??JIGGY ?? 
 confused  confused
sabr baalak...aap apne syllabus pe dhyaan dijiye..... ROFL  ROFL
I need coaching classes before the exams yaar .. I might fail yaar .. where is the syllabus 
 scratch  scratch  scratch  scratch

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-17, 00:04

--sumana13-- wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:ouch !! WHAT IS THIS ??JIGGY ?? 
 confused  confused
sabr baalak...aap apne syllabus pe dhyaan dijiye..... ROFL  ROFL
I need coaching classes before the exams yaar .. I might fail yaar .. where is the syllabus 
 scratch  scratch  scratch  scratch
arrey chat pe toh aaiye...
syllabus is letting your imaginations run wild....  Clap

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Post by candy on 2014-04-17, 00:10

Arrre ..Jiggy maata.. syllabus is the show, chat is guide.. dont confuse your students..

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-17, 00:12

my bad candy.....  hppy

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-17, 11:36

test aaya hai bachchon
koi fail mat hona....  ROFL

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-17, 12:01

Jiggy wrote:test aaya hai bachchon
koi fail mat hona....  ROFL
Jiggy I am not prepared
 No Embarassed 

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Re: All India GMCET...JA version...de do apne GM ka proof... XD !!UPDATED!! (check first post)

Post by cutie pai :-) on 2014-04-17, 12:38

Kaha hai questions

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Post by cutie pai :-) on 2014-04-17, 12:47

Yaar 3rd question samjh me nahi aaya

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Re: All India GMCET...JA version...de do apne GM ka proof... XD !!UPDATED!! (check first post)

Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-17, 13:20

@sumana
arrey... you had so much time and conversation with the legends of GM... ROFL

@jenny
koi bhi 2 pics pe ek sentence banao yaaru... ya toh GM sentence ya phir funny...
ya phir koi dialogue... something to show us pic mein humare GM ke hisaab se kya ho raha hai... Wink

i think i'll give this test too... ROFL

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Re: All India GMCET...JA version...de do apne GM ka proof... XD !!UPDATED!! (check first post)

Post by Sanchu on 2014-04-17, 13:30

question no--1------

the methods are-------1.jallu achanak jo ko ek hug kare or use ek deep kiss kare...... hppy 
2.jallu's most common theory..........jo ke pairo mein gidgidaye or agar nehi mani to kisi stupid sa act karenge...


question no--2---------





halka sa starting(mentally) mathura mein hi hogi...........b8 final wala sr agra mein jo ke hojre mein raat ko akelepan mein hogi.........jallu will be more eager..........kiss se final SR start hogi....... Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil 





question no--3-----------



captions---
1.during SR when jallu realised that bed has not enough space for making love.......
2.after sr, when jodha freshed herself & wearing her ornament & dresses,,,,,
3.jo ki pehle miscarriage ho jane ke baad apni mehnat par pani phirta hua dekh jallu ka ghum.....
4.sr ke baad dono jab ek dusre ke saamne thikthak aaye, then jo's awkwardness.
5.sr ke results ke liye sir chakrana------in short, morning sickness.


my exam has finished...........

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Re: All India GMCET...JA version...de do apne GM ka proof... XD !!UPDATED!! (check first post)

Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-17, 13:38

sanchuuuuuuu...

ROFL ROFL
my star student... wah wah subhan allah... kya answers diye hai... long hug
hilarious kid... hppy
"bed is too small"
...
bwahahahahahahahah....
toooo good....

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-17, 13:53

ab meri baari

ans 1
jallu would kiss his baaghin when she starts saying no
and kiss her everytime till she finally accepts... ooooh
or
if she refuses, he would threaten to stay till she comes, going around shirtless and inviting female attention to himself that Jo absolutely doesn't like, the possesive jealous girl ROFL

ans 2
jallu obviously would be more eager. ROFL
as for where... maybe in mathura ka koi sunsaan jungle... hayye *blushes*

ans 3
pic 1 - jalal : jodha begum, aap humara najaayaz faayda utha rahi hai...? mard ke liye lalsa... ROFL
pic 2 - jodha : chaliye shehenshah, salim ko laate hai...*starts taking off jeweller* jallu shocked
pic 3 - jalal : ammijaan ne humari favourite painting le li... aur wapas bhi nahi de rahi... yah allah madad kar
pic 4 - jodha : shehenshah, aaj aap nahaye nahi kya...? badbu aa rahi hai... ROFL
pic 5 - jalal : kya hua jodha begum ?
jodha : Hume raat ko nada bhayanak sapna aaya shehenshah. MA wala... hppy

toh... kaisa raha


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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-17, 14:04

Girls can I give a try ?
Will you girls laugh at my attempts ?.

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-17, 14:07

course not manu...
come on yaaru... want to see what goes on in that brain of yours....

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Post by cutie pai :-) on 2014-04-17, 14:15

My test
Answer 1
Jalal will ask jo to come with him...jo will about to say no from mouth but jalal will kiss jodhA on lips...and there will be a lip kiss...or aage kya...humri jo begum bhavnao me beh jayegi or chali jayegi...
Or
jalal will say to joDha that if she will not come then he will take sanyaas from everything and will run to hiMalayas
ROFL

Answer 2
SR may take place in khule asmaan...where jo and ja would be sitting in open sky and slowly slowly both will eager to do...but i think jalal ke andar jyada hogi...

Answer 3
Pic 1:- ye aap kya kar rahi hai jodha begum...aapne hume aapko chune se mana kiya tha or aap hi hume chu rahi hai...

Pic 2:- kya shenshah aap se humare gehne bhi nahi utar rahe....to lijiye mein khud utaar leti hun...

Pic 3:- ya allah...ye kya ho gaya...jodha begum ne SR se mana kar diya...kuch toh aisa kijiye ki jodha begum maan jaye...

Pic 4:- (jodha looking at jalal's dress)
hey bhagwan...shenshah ke kapdo par humrai kaan ki bali reh gayi...

Pic 5:- jodha wakes up after sr....jalal thinks....ab jodha begum hume dant lagaegi ki humne unhe chua...par hum unhe kese bataye ki...

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-17, 14:17

SARVODAYA GUTTER KANYA VIDYALAYA


Year 2014-15


AIGMCET Answer sheet 
Ans No#1 ...
Jalal will pick up her Kanha ki murti and run off to Agra .. And Jodha will have no option but to follow him right up to Agra ....

Or

Jalal will gather the awaam and make them request Jodha to become their beloved begum once again .. Jodha always remains sensitive of the awaam you know ..

AnsNo#2

Suhaag raat would take place on a boat on the river Yamuna with a boat covered all over with silken curtains ..and flowers .... And both would be equally eager to participate ...but Jalal being the gentle man would allow Jodha to proceed and encourage her to shed her shyness ..


Picture captions


Pic no#1

Jodha doing gud gudi to Jalal as he refuses to do as she ordered .. Jalal had to give in finally as he could no longer take the gudgudi...

Pic  No #2 
Jodha is vey happily removing her jewellery before her SR and smiles thinking about jalal ..  



Pic No#3 
Jalal got  upset as little Rahim played kabab mein haddi  pulled away Jodha to hear her bed time story .. And jalal  is all alone on suhaag raat .. He is depressed as jodha preferred rahim over him !!


Pic no #4 
Jodha and Jalal wonder how to get rid of Maham angaa who has decided to interrupt their SR by deploying numerous qhwaaja sera on the pretext of providing jala extra security 

Pic No#5
Jodha exclaims that she forgot to get doodh badaam for him .... That he should compulsorily consume before their suhaag raat ..


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Post by cutie pai :-) on 2014-04-17, 14:23

Wooowoo o....manu pic 5 ROFL chupi rustam
nd u know what that sr scene was also thinking to write on boat but stoped

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Testing Times!!!

Post by harrybird on 2014-04-17, 14:24

Hi Jiggy,

Here is my answer to ur queries! hope I will pass!

1. First, Jallu should smooch jodha without any mercy!!!

    hug1 
    Second, Jallu has to repeat his oohlala act to such an extent that all the suppressed hormones of Jodha        erupts like volcano!!! 
     notty 

2. Definitely Jallu, oh god! He is waiting for this for centuries, lots of stunts, sacrifices and sartas.....Uff! Remember Jodha is the first women to reject our Hot & Handsome Jallu!!!
SR - In Amer....bcos no peeping tom/ evesdropping like agra...
 nty 

3. caption for pic 1 - I LIKE IT THIS WAY!!! WOMEN ON TOP!!!
     long hug 

   caption for pic 4  - I LIKE SHENSHAH ( SHIRTLESS )!!!
    Kiss


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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-17, 15:06

guys i read all you answers and they were all AWESOME... *applause*... come here you all... you made you guru mata proud long hug
be assured i'll reply to all you answers individually... i gotta go now for some work but i will be back in an hour or two...
byes for now...
oh and anyone who wants to post her/his answer to the test IS MOST WELCOME TO...
don't be shy long hug
the more, the merrier...

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Post by candy on 2014-04-17, 16:17

guru maata .. pranaam. !!

my answers..

Ques 1. when Jo refuses, he should keep his finger over her lips and say "sshh..ab aap kuch nahi bolenge " and should lift her and take her with him..
**lifting is it possible???** possible *

else

should make other girls there to do seva for him, by staying there.. you know head massage, oil massage all..
*possessive girl will wake up *

Ques 2.

SR to happen in Agra palace.. of course jalal .. poor buoy was waiting for a long long time,

Ques 3

OOH ..captions..
Pic- 1 "
" A tigeress over a lion.. "
jalal- hum jaante hain jodha begum ....

pic 2
"Mera tohfa"
Jo happily wearing jalal 's gift for her..

Pic 3
"ye kya haal hai mera"


jalal- Mujhe pyaaz nahi kaatna (i wont cut onions) jalal who wants to give a surprise dish to Jo suffers while cutting onions



Pic 4
"wats this"

Jo thinks.. wats he wearing.. looks like my pearl set. !! hppy


Pic 5
"zara sa jhoom roomm "

Jo wakes up and asks "kal raat kya hua, mera sar"

jalal- maine KUCH NAHI KIYA Jodha begum ROFL


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Post by cutie pai :-) on 2014-04-17, 16:20

God job candy begum

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