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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-19, 23:02

Jiggy wrote:
aishakapoor wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
aishakapoor wrote:SO HERE IS MY ANSWER!!!
1)
JALAL WILL IRST TRY MAKING SOME EXCUSES.....LIKE RAHIM SALIMA BEGUM OR EVEN HAMIDA......AND CONNECTED WITH THEM HE WILL MAKE STORIES....OR EVEN WITH THE RAJVANSHI CLAN....
emotional blackmail seems to be the favourite answer..... why not...works everytime.... 
ask my mom... she's a pro at it.... Bang 

2ND METHOD IS SINCE HE KNOWS SHE LOVES HIM BACK..HE WILL TRY TO WOO HER....U NOE BRIGHTEN THE BULB IN HER HEART FOR HIM...BY DOING ALL HIS NAUGHTY NAUGHTY TRICKS!!!! hppy 
I wish i wish i soooo wish to see the teda jala back in action using his teda ways to manaofy his baaghin..... of course Jo should not agree easily..... let the teda emperoro break a sweat....  hppy 


2)
I THINK THE SR WILL TAKE PLACE IN JUNGLE...CUZ ACCORDING TO PROMO SHE WILL SHE HIM DEAD AND MATHURA TRACK WILL STILL GO ON FOR ANOTHER WEEK...AND EVEN SHENAZ TRACK HAS TO GET OVER.....SOOO YA SR IN JUNGLE...CUZ THEY  CAN WAIT TO GO BACK HOME AND THEN DO IT....AND OVER THERE ...RUKS AND MAHAM ETC ETC ARE ALSO THERE...SO ZERO DISTURBANCE IN JUNGLE!!! ROFL 
No one wants the SR at Agra.... ROFL  ROFL 
everyone's (subconsciously) terrified of MA 64 teeth and 36 eyes.....
 ROFL 




3)
A)
JALAL: AAPNE HUME PHIR DHAKKA MARA JODHA BEGUM( U PUSHED ME AGAIN)
JODHA: NAHI HUMNE AAPKO DHAKKA NAHI MAARA( NO I DID NOT PUSH U)
JALAL: MERE PAAS IDEA HAI JODHA BEGUM TOH
"NO ULLU BANAWING!!!"
Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahehehehehehehhehehehe...... ROFL 
i loved this... someone bring over the originality award....
 

B)
JODHA: SHEHENSHAH NE YEH HAMARE GALE MEIN KYUN DALA!! YE KITNA TIGHT HAI!!
MOTI: ARRE UNHONE ITNE PYAAR SE DALLA AUR TUM..
JODHA: YEH MOTI DONT ANGRY ME!!!!
MOTI: THEEK HAI I WONT ANGRY U....AAP KANHA(KRSHNA) SE KYUN NAHI PUCHTI!!
JODHA: CHAKLI CHUVDA PAPAD SAMOSE MERE TOH SAB RAM BHAROSE!!!
@green....
yeh kya haii.....whats this??  ROFL  ROFL 
never heard this before......or have i ???  scratch  scratch 


C)JALAL: YA KHUDA...YEH AARTO(WOMEN) KO SAMAJNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI IMPOSSIBLE HAI....YEH JODHA BEGUM KAB GREEN SIGNAL DETI HAI PATA HI NAHI CHALTA!
YEH JAB LEP LAGATI HAI TOH KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI 
KHUDA: KYA HOTA HAI JALAL?
JALAL: BATHROOM JANE KO MAAN KARTA HAI!!
 ROFL  ROFL  ROFL ...kyun jalal....kyun...???  Kya kya hota hai.... ROFL  ROFL 
KHUDA: AUR YEH KAHTA HAI KI AURTO KO SAMAJNA MUSHKIL HAI!!


D)

JODHA:teri shirt da main ta
Button soniye..
Baalon ka tere main haye
Clip ho gaya
Teri shirt da main ta
Button soniye
Baalon ka tere main haye
Clip ho gaya
Chand se bhi zyada sona
Mukhda tera
Haye dekhte hi dil ye
Slip ho gaya

Aisha kapoor...music director of our school... Clap 
her songs sound uncannily like other's but we'll selectively ignore that....  
ROFL  ROFL 

E)
JODHA: KAL KYA HUA MUJHE KUCH YAAD NAHI....
JALAL: KUCH NAHI JODHA BEGUM AAP HUNGOVER HAI!!!!!!!!!

yaaar...kaash...kaaaaash
Drunk Jo would be hilarious.....i wanna seeeeee....... 
Clap 


Great work Aisha.... Thumbsup 
keep it up...Guru maata impressed....
aapko bhi admission mil gaya hai....  Party1
THANKS JIGGY!!! REALLY SWEET OF U!!!
AND YA...THE PART IN GREEN IS A DAILOGUE OF DEEPIKA PADUKONE FROM RAM LEELA.....IF U HAVE SEEN THT MOVIE
SHE SAID ALOT OF DIALOGUES BUT THIS SUITED THE BEST!!! hppy
figures...haven't seen the movie yet... HERESY....the movie's a must for GM's... ROFL
You are  right Jiggy in the movie RamLeela .. The heroine looked like she wanted to do love making all the time .. It was really an "A "film I tell you ..

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Re: All India GMCET...JA version...de do apne GM ka proof... XD !!UPDATED!! (check first post)

Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-19, 23:06

Jiggy wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:Jiggy you should give your solution to the Qs paper too ...
we would love to read your mind and get inspired by you !!
 hpee Clap Party1 Dance Party2 
even i sat for this exam sumana.....
aakhir guru mata aur uske shishyo mein difference kya hai....  long hug 
as for the answers.... there are NO definite answers.... its like a creative writing exam... hppy  so everyone is right.... 
...
...
...
gosh i can be a successful politician.... ROFL  ROFL
That is OK. .... Jiggy ....But we want to know the your mind  Too naa  
 Clap

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-19, 23:08

radharockzz wrote:I'm going to take a moment here and thank you radha for writing this test.... you have no idea how happy it makes me to see prospective students appearing to enroll in this school   hppy 
seriously though....thanks you guys...all of you for being such a sport about this post.... long hug 

Here are my answers

question 1
Jalal should once more have sword fighting with jo......but much more romantic this time...nd jo loses....but still refuses to come..then jalal puts all his charms to use nd wins jo' s heart  all over again..!!
Like in the movie....
He's not called Teda for nothing.... at Amer he'll use all his teda ways....
ishh......the thought of it tickles....... Embarassed  Embarassed  i can't wait....


Question 2
jo- ja sr maybe in amer......bt i would have liked it better off in the jungle...
love, everyone wanted SR in jungle..... hppy 
well....as i told sumana....jungle nahi toh Amer hi sahi.....  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil 
as long as no MA and rukku/hukka is in sight..... Bang  

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pic 2#
Jodha getting all dressed up before the sr and admitting she had to get tied in moh paksh.....as no one can resist our jalal for long time...

the question is how did jalal resist this feisty wife of his.... 
cold hamams gets my vote.... ROFL  ROFL 

Pic 3#
Jalal getting all repentent that he could have had his sr long ago if not for MA evil plan
Sooooooo much would have happened if not for MA and her 64 teeth..... salim would have been celebrating his first happy birthday..... MA ki toh Bang  Bang  Bang 

pic 5#
Jodha wondering how did she even resist jalal all these days....!!!
i dunno....playing ludo with moti......??? ROFL  ROFL 
Thanks radha dear for your answers......  long hug 
hope to see you more on the forum...

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-19, 23:09

--sumana13-- wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:Jiggy you should give your solution to the Qs paper too ...
we would love to read your mind and get inspired by you !!
 hpee Clap Party1 Dance Party2 
even i sat for this exam sumana.....
aakhir guru mata aur uske shishyo mein difference kya hai....  long hug 
as for the answers.... there are NO definite answers.... its like a creative writing exam... hppy  so everyone is right.... 
...
...
...
gosh i can be a successful politician.... ROFL  ROFL
That is OK. .... Jiggy ....But we want to know the your mind  Too naa  
 Clap
i gave the exam manu...... wahahn se pata laga lo..... ki mera dimaag mein kya kya chalta hai....

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-19, 23:13

Jiggy wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:Jiggy you should give your solution to the Qs paper too ...
we would love to read your mind and get inspired by you !!
 hpee Clap Party1 Dance Party2 
even i sat for this exam sumana.....
aakhir guru mata aur uske shishyo mein difference kya hai....  long hug 
as for the answers.... there are NO definite answers.... its like a creative writing exam... hppy  so everyone is right.... 
...
...
...
gosh i can be a successful politician.... ROFL  ROFL
That is OK. .... Jiggy ....But we want to know the your mind  Too naa  
 Clap
i gave the exam manu...... wahahn se pata laga lo..... ki mera dimaag mein kya kya chalta hai....
 confused  confused  scratch  scratch

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Post by candy on 2014-04-19, 23:17

Radha.. superb.. one more sword fight.. we all will be flattered yaar.
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Post by candy on 2014-04-19, 23:19

Jiggy maata.. you wanna be politician.. ha..ha.. tere party ka naam kya hoga !!
ROFL ROFL

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-19, 23:38

candy wrote:Jiggy maata..  you wanna be politician.. ha..ha.. tere party ka naam kya hoga !!
 ROFL  ROFL  
Guttery Janta party ...GJP
 ROFL  ROFL  ROFL 

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Post by candy on 2014-04-19, 23:42

Yes.. Tats the one.. ROFL ROFL

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-19, 23:43

--sumana13-- wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
even i sat for this exam sumana.....
aakhir guru mata aur uske shishyo mein difference kya hai....  long hug 
as for the answers.... there are NO definite answers.... its like a creative writing exam... hppy  so everyone is right.... 
...
...
...
gosh i can be a successful politician.... ROFL  ROFL
That is OK. .... Jiggy ....But we want to know the your mind  Too naa  
 Clap
i gave the exam manu...... wahahn se pata laga lo..... ki mera dimaag mein kya kya chalta hai....
 confused  confused  scratch  scratch
here.... 
http://dhwani.mytvsoapforum.com/t41699p14-all-india-gmcetja-version-de-do-apne-gm-ka-proof-xd#187413

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-19, 23:44

--sumana13-- wrote:
candy wrote:Jiggy maata..  you wanna be politician.. ha..ha.. tere party ka naam kya hoga !!
 ROFL  ROFL  
Guttery Janta party ...GJP
 ROFL  ROFL  ROFL 
tagline....we wash your dirty linens in public....   ROFL  ROFL

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Post by candy on 2014-04-19, 23:48

Oh..Jiggy.. Look your tag line ROFL ur title is fully justified, you took whole advantage hppy

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-19, 23:49

Jiggy wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:
That is OK. .... Jiggy ....But we want to know the your mind  Too naa  
 Clap
i gave the exam manu...... wahahn se pata laga lo..... ki mera dimaag mein kya kya chalta hai....
 confused  confused  scratch  scratch
here.... 
http://dhwani.mytvsoapforum.com/t41699p14-all-india-gmcetja-version-de-do-apne-gm-ka-proof-xd#187413
oops oops I have already read yours .. and YOU WERE AWESOME JIGGY !!...
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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-20, 13:21

--sumana13-- wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
i gave the exam manu...... wahahn se pata laga lo..... ki mera dimaag mein kya kya chalta hai....
 confused  confused  scratch  scratch
here.... 
http://dhwani.mytvsoapforum.com/t41699p14-all-india-gmcetja-version-de-do-apne-gm-ka-proof-xd#187413
oops oops I have already read yours .. and YOU WERE AWESOME JIGGY !!...
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no no....i was GM....
YOU were awesome  long hug

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-20, 13:22

candy wrote:Oh..Jiggy.. Look your tag line :*rofl*:ur title is fully justified, you took whole advantage hppy
huh...???? advantage....??
of what...?? jalal???  hppy

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Post by aishakapoor on 2014-04-20, 13:29

jiggy!!! guru maata ki jai...yeh toh batao ki sabse acha kiska tha!!!

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-20, 13:40

aishakapoor wrote:jiggy!!! guru maata ki jai...yeh toh batao ki sabse acha kiska tha!!!
ayushmaan bhav vats....
i'll declare it tomorrow or day after...kay???
these things...they take time..... hppy  hppy

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Post by Sanchu on 2014-04-20, 18:45

jiggy yaar kya hai????????tumne sabki copy check ki except me...... Shocked  Shocked

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-21, 00:03

sanchu wrote:jiggy yaar kya hai????????tumne sabki copy check ki except me...... Shocked  Shocked
par aap toh pehle hi humare vidyalaya mein shishya hai......
aapka toh practise test tha....  ROFL 
do you want me to...???

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Post by Sanchu on 2014-04-21, 07:52

Jiggy wrote:
sanchu wrote:jiggy yaar kya hai????????tumne sabki copy check ki except me...... Shocked  Shocked
par aap toh pehle hi humare vidyalaya mein shishya hai......
aapka toh practise test tha....  ROFL 
do you want me to...???
ofcourse...i want ur checking wid red ink................warna log khamkha humare gurumata par partiality ka inzaam laga dega......... hppy  hppy

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-21, 13:17

sanchu wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
sanchu wrote:jiggy yaar kya hai????????tumne sabki copy check ki except me...... Shocked  Shocked
par aap toh pehle hi humare vidyalaya mein shishya hai......
aapka toh practise test tha....  ROFL 
do you want me to...???
ofcourse...i want ur checking wid red ink................warna log khamkha humare gurumata par partiality ka inzaam laga dega......... hppy  hppy

Sanchu I am totally impressed with your signature yaar .. I feel exactly the same .. Feeling happy and spreading happiness WOW. !!
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On that note Ziggy madam your student is saying PRESENT MAAM and marking attendance in class !!  
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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-21, 21:42

sanchu... hum aapka paper aaj raat ko check kar lenge bitwa... aur kal results bhi declare kar denge... what say...??

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Post by Sanchu on 2014-04-21, 21:43

Jiggy wrote:sanchu...  hum aapka paper aaj raat ko check kar lenge bitwa...  aur kal results bhi declare kar denge...  what say...??
haa par chat thread pe to aa.........aj ka topic hai............jj ke sr ke bed decoration......... hppy  hppy

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-21, 21:46

sanchu wrote:
Jiggy wrote:sanchu...  hum aapka paper aaj raat ko check kar lenge bitwa...  aur kal results bhi declare kar denge...  what say...??
haa par chat thread pe to aa.........aj ka topic hai............jj ke sr ke bed decoration......... hppy  hppy
OUCH !!
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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-21, 21:49

ROFL ROFL
meri GM ke baap ki bhi baap.... aapko shat shat pranaam... ROFL

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