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Post by aishakapoor on 2014-04-18, 13:20

SO HERE IS MY ANSWER!!!
1)
JALAL WILL IRST TRY MAKING SOME EXCUSES.....LIKE RAHIM SALIMA BEGUM OR EVEN HAMIDA......AND CONNECTED WITH THEM HE WILL MAKE STORIES....OR EVEN WITH THE RAJVANSHI CLAN....
2ND METHOD IS SINCE HE KNOWS SHE LOVES HIM BACK..HE WILL TRY TO WOO HER....U NOE BRIGHTEN THE BULB IN HER HEART FOR HIM...BY DOING ALL HIS NAUGHTY NAUGHTY TRICKS!!!! hppy 


2)
I THINK THE SR WILL TAKE PLACE IN JUNGLE...CUZ ACCORDING TO PROMO SHE WILL SHE HIM DEAD AND MATHURA TRACK WILL STILL GO ON FOR ANOTHER WEEK...AND EVEN SHENAZ TRACK HAS TO GET OVER.....SOOO YA SR IN JUNGLE...CUZ THEY  CAN WAIT TO GO BACK HOME AND THEN DO IT....AND OVER THERE ...RUKS AND MAHAM ETC ETC ARE ALSO THERE...SO ZERO DISTURBANCE IN JUNGLE!!! ROFL 




3)
A)
JALAL: AAPNE HUME PHIR DHAKKA MARA JODHA BEGUM( U PUSHED ME AGAIN)
JODHA: NAHI HUMNE AAPKO DHAKKA NAHI MAARA( NO I DID NOT PUSH U)
JALAL: MERE PAAS IDEA HAI JODHA BEGUM TOH
"NO ULLU BANAWING!!!"


B)
JODHA: SHEHENSHAH NE YEH HAMARE GALE MEIN KYUN DALA!! YE KITNA TIGHT HAI!!
MOTI: ARRE UNHONE ITNE PYAAR SE DALLA AUR TUM..
JODHA: YEH MOTI DONT ANGRY ME!!!!
MOTI: THEEK HAI I WONT ANGRY U....AAP KANHA(KRSHNA) SE KYUN NAHI PUCHTI!!
JODHA: CHAKLI CHUVDA PAPAD SAMOSE MERE TOH SAB RAM BHAROSE!!!


C)JALAL: YA KHUDA...YEH AARTO(WOMEN) KO SAMAJNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI IMPOSSIBLE HAI....YEH JODHA BEGUM KAB GREEN SIGNAL DETI HAI PATA HI NAHI CHALTA!
YEH JAB LEP LAGATI HAI TOH KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI 
KHUDA: KYA HOTA HAI JALAL?
JALAL: BATHROOM JANE KO MAAN KARTA HAI!!
KHUDA: AUR YEH KAHTA HAI KI AURTO KO SAMAJNA MUSHKIL HAI!!


D)

JODHA:teri shirt da main ta
Button soniye..
Baalon ka tere main haye
Clip ho gaya
Teri shirt da main ta
Button soniye
Baalon ka tere main haye
Clip ho gaya
Chand se bhi zyada sona
Mukhda tera
Haye dekhte hi dil ye
Slip ho gaya



E)
JODHA: KAL KYA HUA MUJHE KUCH YAAD NAHI....
JALAL: KUCH NAHI JODHA BEGUM AAP HUNGOVER HAI!!!!!!!!!

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Post by candy on 2014-04-18, 13:30

Aisha.. ROFL ROFL your answers for 3rd question is awesome dear.. superb Thumbsup had a bad laughter..
hang over hai ROFL


jalal to do naughty tricks.. hayye .. Heart

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Post by aishakapoor on 2014-04-18, 13:32

lol!! thanks candy!!

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Post by aishakapoor on 2014-04-18, 14:33

when is the results gonna be announced??

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-18, 14:37

aishakapoor wrote:when is the results gonna be announced??
lol... all instructions on the first page baalika....
first i'll have to check your paper... with red ink like teachers do... ROFL

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Post by aishakapoor on 2014-04-18, 14:46

check karlo!!! aur phir batana kitna score mila!!!

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Post by aishakapoor on 2014-04-18, 14:47

i think nayana was really good!!!

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-18, 14:51

aishakapoor wrote:check karlo!!! aur phir batana kitna score mila!!!
haaaw...
maine toh scoring ke liye marks allot hi nahi kiye... hppy
i'll reply to you answers but i gotta go right now...
see ya long hug

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-19, 10:08

aishakapoor wrote:SO HERE IS MY ANSWER!!!
1)
JALAL WILL IRST TRY MAKING SOME EXCUSES.....LIKE RAHIM SALIMA BEGUM OR EVEN HAMIDA......AND CONNECTED WITH THEM HE WILL MAKE STORIES....OR EVEN WITH THE RAJVANSHI CLAN....
emotional blackmail seems to be the favourite answer..... why not...works everytime.... 
ask my mom... she's a pro at it.... Bang 

2ND METHOD IS SINCE HE KNOWS SHE LOVES HIM BACK..HE WILL TRY TO WOO HER....U NOE BRIGHTEN THE BULB IN HER HEART FOR HIM...BY DOING ALL HIS NAUGHTY NAUGHTY TRICKS!!!! hppy 
I wish i wish i soooo wish to see the teda jala back in action using his teda ways to manaofy his baaghin..... of course Jo should not agree easily..... let the teda emperoro break a sweat....  hppy 


2)
I THINK THE SR WILL TAKE PLACE IN JUNGLE...CUZ ACCORDING TO PROMO SHE WILL SHE HIM DEAD AND MATHURA TRACK WILL STILL GO ON FOR ANOTHER WEEK...AND EVEN SHENAZ TRACK HAS TO GET OVER.....SOOO YA SR IN JUNGLE...CUZ THEY  CAN WAIT TO GO BACK HOME AND THEN DO IT....AND OVER THERE ...RUKS AND MAHAM ETC ETC ARE ALSO THERE...SO ZERO DISTURBANCE IN JUNGLE!!! ROFL 
No one wants the SR at Agra.... ROFL  ROFL 
everyone's (subconsciously) terrified of MA 64 teeth and 36 eyes.....
 ROFL 




3)
A)
JALAL: AAPNE HUME PHIR DHAKKA MARA JODHA BEGUM( U PUSHED ME AGAIN)
JODHA: NAHI HUMNE AAPKO DHAKKA NAHI MAARA( NO I DID NOT PUSH U)
JALAL: MERE PAAS IDEA HAI JODHA BEGUM TOH
"NO ULLU BANAWING!!!"
Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahehehehehehehhehehehe...... ROFL 
i loved this... someone bring over the originality award....
 

B)
JODHA: SHEHENSHAH NE YEH HAMARE GALE MEIN KYUN DALA!! YE KITNA TIGHT HAI!!
MOTI: ARRE UNHONE ITNE PYAAR SE DALLA AUR TUM..
JODHA: YEH MOTI DONT ANGRY ME!!!!
MOTI: THEEK HAI I WONT ANGRY U....AAP KANHA(KRSHNA) SE KYUN NAHI PUCHTI!!
JODHA: CHAKLI CHUVDA PAPAD SAMOSE MERE TOH SAB RAM BHAROSE!!!
@green....
yeh kya haii.....whats this??  ROFL  ROFL 
never heard this before......or have i ???  scratch  scratch 


C)JALAL: YA KHUDA...YEH AARTO(WOMEN) KO SAMAJNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI IMPOSSIBLE HAI....YEH JODHA BEGUM KAB GREEN SIGNAL DETI HAI PATA HI NAHI CHALTA!
YEH JAB LEP LAGATI HAI TOH KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI 
KHUDA: KYA HOTA HAI JALAL?
JALAL: BATHROOM JANE KO MAAN KARTA HAI!!
 ROFL  ROFL  ROFL ...kyun jalal....kyun...???  Kya kya hota hai.... ROFL  ROFL 
KHUDA: AUR YEH KAHTA HAI KI AURTO KO SAMAJNA MUSHKIL HAI!!


D)

JODHA:teri shirt da main ta
Button soniye..
Baalon ka tere main haye
Clip ho gaya
Teri shirt da main ta
Button soniye
Baalon ka tere main haye
Clip ho gaya
Chand se bhi zyada sona
Mukhda tera
Haye dekhte hi dil ye
Slip ho gaya

Aisha kapoor...music director of our school... Clap 
her songs sound uncannily like other's but we'll selectively ignore that....  
ROFL  ROFL 

E)
JODHA: KAL KYA HUA MUJHE KUCH YAAD NAHI....
JALAL: KUCH NAHI JODHA BEGUM AAP HUNGOVER HAI!!!!!!!!!

yaaar...kaash...kaaaaash
Drunk Jo would be hilarious.....i wanna seeeeee....... 
Clap 


Great work Aisha.... Thumbsup 
keep it up...Guru maata impressed....
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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-19, 10:41

Jiggy you should give your solution to the Qs paper too ...
we would love to read your mind and get inspired by you !!
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Post by aishakapoor on 2014-04-19, 17:50

Jiggy wrote:
aishakapoor wrote:SO HERE IS MY ANSWER!!!
1)
JALAL WILL IRST TRY MAKING SOME EXCUSES.....LIKE RAHIM SALIMA BEGUM OR EVEN HAMIDA......AND CONNECTED WITH THEM HE WILL MAKE STORIES....OR EVEN WITH THE RAJVANSHI CLAN....
emotional blackmail seems to be the favourite answer..... why not...works everytime.... 
ask my mom... she's a pro at it.... Bang 

2ND METHOD IS SINCE HE KNOWS SHE LOVES HIM BACK..HE WILL TRY TO WOO HER....U NOE BRIGHTEN THE BULB IN HER HEART FOR HIM...BY DOING ALL HIS NAUGHTY NAUGHTY TRICKS!!!! hppy 
I wish i wish i soooo wish to see the teda jala back in action using his teda ways to manaofy his baaghin..... of course Jo should not agree easily..... let the teda emperoro break a sweat....  hppy 


2)
I THINK THE SR WILL TAKE PLACE IN JUNGLE...CUZ ACCORDING TO PROMO SHE WILL SHE HIM DEAD AND MATHURA TRACK WILL STILL GO ON FOR ANOTHER WEEK...AND EVEN SHENAZ TRACK HAS TO GET OVER.....SOOO YA SR IN JUNGLE...CUZ THEY  CAN WAIT TO GO BACK HOME AND THEN DO IT....AND OVER THERE ...RUKS AND MAHAM ETC ETC ARE ALSO THERE...SO ZERO DISTURBANCE IN JUNGLE!!! ROFL 
No one wants the SR at Agra.... ROFL  ROFL 
everyone's (subconsciously) terrified of MA 64 teeth and 36 eyes.....
 ROFL 




3)
A)
JALAL: AAPNE HUME PHIR DHAKKA MARA JODHA BEGUM( U PUSHED ME AGAIN)
JODHA: NAHI HUMNE AAPKO DHAKKA NAHI MAARA( NO I DID NOT PUSH U)
JALAL: MERE PAAS IDEA HAI JODHA BEGUM TOH
"NO ULLU BANAWING!!!"
Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahehehehehehehhehehehe...... ROFL 
i loved this... someone bring over the originality award....
 

B)
JODHA: SHEHENSHAH NE YEH HAMARE GALE MEIN KYUN DALA!! YE KITNA TIGHT HAI!!
MOTI: ARRE UNHONE ITNE PYAAR SE DALLA AUR TUM..
JODHA: YEH MOTI DONT ANGRY ME!!!!
MOTI: THEEK HAI I WONT ANGRY U....AAP KANHA(KRSHNA) SE KYUN NAHI PUCHTI!!
JODHA: CHAKLI CHUVDA PAPAD SAMOSE MERE TOH SAB RAM BHAROSE!!!
@green....
yeh kya haii.....whats this??  ROFL  ROFL 
never heard this before......or have i ???  scratch  scratch 


C)JALAL: YA KHUDA...YEH AARTO(WOMEN) KO SAMAJNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI IMPOSSIBLE HAI....YEH JODHA BEGUM KAB GREEN SIGNAL DETI HAI PATA HI NAHI CHALTA!
YEH JAB LEP LAGATI HAI TOH KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI 
KHUDA: KYA HOTA HAI JALAL?
JALAL: BATHROOM JANE KO MAAN KARTA HAI!!
 ROFL  ROFL  ROFL ...kyun jalal....kyun...???  Kya kya hota hai.... ROFL  ROFL 
KHUDA: AUR YEH KAHTA HAI KI AURTO KO SAMAJNA MUSHKIL HAI!!


D)

JODHA:teri shirt da main ta
Button soniye..
Baalon ka tere main haye
Clip ho gaya
Teri shirt da main ta
Button soniye
Baalon ka tere main haye
Clip ho gaya
Chand se bhi zyada sona
Mukhda tera
Haye dekhte hi dil ye
Slip ho gaya

Aisha kapoor...music director of our school... Clap 
her songs sound uncannily like other's but we'll selectively ignore that....  
ROFL  ROFL 

E)
JODHA: KAL KYA HUA MUJHE KUCH YAAD NAHI....
JALAL: KUCH NAHI JODHA BEGUM AAP HUNGOVER HAI!!!!!!!!!

yaaar...kaash...kaaaaash
Drunk Jo would be hilarious.....i wanna seeeeee....... 
Clap 


Great work Aisha.... Thumbsup 
keep it up...Guru maata impressed....
aapko bhi admission mil gaya hai....  Party1
THANKS JIGGY!!! REALLY SWEET OF U!!!
AND YA...THE PART IN GREEN IS A DAILOGUE OF DEEPIKA PADUKONE FROM RAM LEELA.....IF U HAVE SEEN THT MOVIE
SHE SAID ALOT OF DIALOGUES BUT THIS SUITED THE BEST!!! hppy

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-19, 19:42

Guru Mata

I will remain absent from class tomorrow 20th Apr .. So please grant me leave for the day

Your obedient student
Sumana
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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-19, 19:48

--sumana13-- wrote:Guru Mata

I will remain absent from class tomorrow 20th Apr .. So please grant me leave for the day

Your obedient student
Sumana
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granted...
will miss you though...
what happened...kya hui...??

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-19, 20:00

Jiggy wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:Guru Mata

I will remain absent from class tomorrow 20th Apr .. So please grant me leave for the day

Your obedient student
Sumana
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granted...  
will miss you though...
what happened...kya hui...??
Mom and dad have come over ....so they are taking me out for safari to the rhino sanctuary and national park .....
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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-19, 20:05

oh... have fun then...
irritate some rhinos for me kay...?? ROFL

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-19, 20:12

Jiggy wrote:oh... have fun then...
irritate some rhinos for me kay...??  ROFL

I shall be on a safari on elephant back ... But will share some pics if you wish Jiggy

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-19, 20:27

--sumana13-- wrote:
Jiggy wrote:oh... have fun then...
irritate some rhinos for me kay...??  ROFL

I shall be on a safari on elephant back ... But will share some pics if you wish Jiggy
cool...!!!

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-19, 21:17

Jiggy wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:
Jiggy wrote:oh... have fun then...
irritate some rhinos for me kay...??  ROFL

I shall be on a safari on elephant back ... But will share some pics if you wish Jiggy
cool...!!!



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Post by radharockzz on 2014-04-19, 21:49

Here are my answers

question 1
Jalal should once more have sword fighting with jo......but much more romantic this time...nd jo loses....but still refuses to come..then jalal puts all his charms to use nd wins jo' s heart  all over again..!!
Like in the movie....

Question 2
jo- ja sr maybe in amer......bt i would have liked it better off in the jungle...

Captions
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Jodha getting all dressed up before the sr and admitting she had to get tied in moh paksh.....as no one can resist our jalal for long time...

Pic 3#
Jalal getting all repentent that he could have had his sr long ago if not for MA evil plan

pic 5#
Jodha wondering how did she even resist jalal all these days....!!!

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-19, 22:05

radharockzz wrote:Here are my answers

question 1
Jalal should once more have sword fighting with jo......but much more romantic this time...nd jo loses....but still refuses to come..then jalal puts all his charms to use nd wins jo' s heart  all over again..!!
Like in the movie....

Question 2
jo- ja sr maybe in amer......bt i would have liked it better off in the jungle...

Captions
pic 2#
Jodha getting all dressed up before the sr and admitting she had to get tied in moh paksh.....as no one can resist our jalal for long time...

Pic 3#
Jalal getting all repentent that he could have had his sr long ago if not for MA evil plan

pic 5#
Jodha wondering how did she even resist jalal all these days....!!!
Radha .. see you did so well .. and you were worried for nothing yaar 

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Post by radharockzz on 2014-04-19, 22:07

thanks a lot sumana...!!

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-19, 22:16

radharockzz wrote:thanks a lot sumana...!!
you deserve an applause for your first attempt .. that too after joining this forum recently 

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Post by aishakapoor on 2014-04-19, 22:19

radharockzz wrote:Here are my answers

question 1
Jalal should once more have sword fighting with jo......but much more romantic this time...nd jo loses....but still refuses to come..then jalal puts all his charms to use nd wins jo' s heart  all over again..!!
Like in the movie....

Question 2
jo- ja sr maybe in amer......bt i would have liked it better off in the jungle...

Captions
pic 2#
Jodha getting all dressed up before the sr and admitting she had to get tied in moh paksh.....as no one can resist our jalal for long time...

Pic 3#
Jalal getting all repentent that he could have had his sr long ago if not for MA evil plan

pic 5#
Jodha wondering how did she even resist jalal all these days....!!!
radha this was just too good yaar!!! and welcome to dhwani btw!!

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-19, 22:35

aishakapoor wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
aishakapoor wrote:SO HERE IS MY ANSWER!!!
1)
JALAL WILL IRST TRY MAKING SOME EXCUSES.....LIKE RAHIM SALIMA BEGUM OR EVEN HAMIDA......AND CONNECTED WITH THEM HE WILL MAKE STORIES....OR EVEN WITH THE RAJVANSHI CLAN....
emotional blackmail seems to be the favourite answer..... why not...works everytime.... 
ask my mom... she's a pro at it.... Bang 

2ND METHOD IS SINCE HE KNOWS SHE LOVES HIM BACK..HE WILL TRY TO WOO HER....U NOE BRIGHTEN THE BULB IN HER HEART FOR HIM...BY DOING ALL HIS NAUGHTY NAUGHTY TRICKS!!!! hppy 
I wish i wish i soooo wish to see the teda jala back in action using his teda ways to manaofy his baaghin..... of course Jo should not agree easily..... let the teda emperoro break a sweat....  hppy 


2)
I THINK THE SR WILL TAKE PLACE IN JUNGLE...CUZ ACCORDING TO PROMO SHE WILL SHE HIM DEAD AND MATHURA TRACK WILL STILL GO ON FOR ANOTHER WEEK...AND EVEN SHENAZ TRACK HAS TO GET OVER.....SOOO YA SR IN JUNGLE...CUZ THEY  CAN WAIT TO GO BACK HOME AND THEN DO IT....AND OVER THERE ...RUKS AND MAHAM ETC ETC ARE ALSO THERE...SO ZERO DISTURBANCE IN JUNGLE!!! ROFL 
No one wants the SR at Agra.... ROFL  ROFL 
everyone's (subconsciously) terrified of MA 64 teeth and 36 eyes.....
 ROFL 




3)
A)
JALAL: AAPNE HUME PHIR DHAKKA MARA JODHA BEGUM( U PUSHED ME AGAIN)
JODHA: NAHI HUMNE AAPKO DHAKKA NAHI MAARA( NO I DID NOT PUSH U)
JALAL: MERE PAAS IDEA HAI JODHA BEGUM TOH
"NO ULLU BANAWING!!!"
Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahehehehehehehhehehehe...... ROFL 
i loved this... someone bring over the originality award....
 

B)
JODHA: SHEHENSHAH NE YEH HAMARE GALE MEIN KYUN DALA!! YE KITNA TIGHT HAI!!
MOTI: ARRE UNHONE ITNE PYAAR SE DALLA AUR TUM..
JODHA: YEH MOTI DONT ANGRY ME!!!!
MOTI: THEEK HAI I WONT ANGRY U....AAP KANHA(KRSHNA) SE KYUN NAHI PUCHTI!!
JODHA: CHAKLI CHUVDA PAPAD SAMOSE MERE TOH SAB RAM BHAROSE!!!
@green....
yeh kya haii.....whats this??  ROFL  ROFL 
never heard this before......or have i ???  scratch  scratch 


C)JALAL: YA KHUDA...YEH AARTO(WOMEN) KO SAMAJNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI IMPOSSIBLE HAI....YEH JODHA BEGUM KAB GREEN SIGNAL DETI HAI PATA HI NAHI CHALTA!
YEH JAB LEP LAGATI HAI TOH KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI 
KHUDA: KYA HOTA HAI JALAL?
JALAL: BATHROOM JANE KO MAAN KARTA HAI!!
 ROFL  ROFL  ROFL ...kyun jalal....kyun...???  Kya kya hota hai.... ROFL  ROFL 
KHUDA: AUR YEH KAHTA HAI KI AURTO KO SAMAJNA MUSHKIL HAI!!


D)

JODHA:teri shirt da main ta
Button soniye..
Baalon ka tere main haye
Clip ho gaya
Teri shirt da main ta
Button soniye
Baalon ka tere main haye
Clip ho gaya
Chand se bhi zyada sona
Mukhda tera
Haye dekhte hi dil ye
Slip ho gaya

Aisha kapoor...music director of our school... Clap 
her songs sound uncannily like other's but we'll selectively ignore that....  
ROFL  ROFL 

E)
JODHA: KAL KYA HUA MUJHE KUCH YAAD NAHI....
JALAL: KUCH NAHI JODHA BEGUM AAP HUNGOVER HAI!!!!!!!!!

yaaar...kaash...kaaaaash
Drunk Jo would be hilarious.....i wanna seeeeee....... 
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Great work Aisha.... Thumbsup 
keep it up...Guru maata impressed....
aapko bhi admission mil gaya hai....  Party1
THANKS JIGGY!!! REALLY SWEET OF U!!!
AND YA...THE PART IN GREEN IS A DAILOGUE OF DEEPIKA PADUKONE FROM RAM LEELA.....IF U HAVE SEEN THT MOVIE
SHE SAID ALOT OF DIALOGUES BUT THIS SUITED THE BEST!!! hppy
figures...haven't seen the movie yet... HERESY....the movie's a must for GM's... ROFL

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Re: All India GMCET...JA version...de do apne GM ka proof... XD !!UPDATED!! (check first post)

Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-19, 22:43

--sumana13-- wrote:Jiggy you should give your solution to the Qs paper too ...
we would love to read your mind and get inspired by you !!
 hpee Clap Party1 Dance Party2 
even i sat for this exam sumana.....
aakhir guru mata aur uske shishyo mein difference kya hai....  long hug 
as for the answers.... there are NO definite answers.... its like a creative writing exam... hppy  so everyone is right.... 
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gosh i can be a successful politician.... ROFL  ROFL

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