Latest topics

Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by rock&roll on 2014-04-25, 23:55

Hello Everyone,

I am new to this forum and have become a member primarily motivated by the idea that I can read,comment and keep in touch with someone whom I look upto and whose posts i ardently admire....U might have guessed that I am talking about Shymala Aunty....So Aunty,here I am   

Today I am posting a hilarious take on the bloopers in JA episodes from 22nd April..I will follow this up with  bloopers from 23rd April....Plz do let me know if u like this...If so I will follow it up with further write ups ..The post is meant to be a nonsensical post in good humour & is not intended to hurt or ridicule any actor or character.

Take 5:22nd April episode

Take 1: Paper Nagadas
 The two  guards desperately try to get the nagada to at least whimper when "Mhaari Jodha"enters Amer...But like the Rajvanshi pride ,the Rajvanshi  nagada is also very "hatti" and has a mind of its own..It refuses to even whisper inspite of the  guards' repeated hammering....The poor guard on the right bangs on it as if his life depends on it...The guard on the left ,however, is more intelligent and gives up half way through...


Take 2:Kangaroo court
Jallu is attacked by Mr Drooping moustache.Jallu captures him in a minute and proceeds to give him an analysis of why he could not defeat Jallu...He advises him to make a shield made of avam's dua and stitch it together with Khan baba ki taleem and wear it on his back......and pronounces him guilty since he attacked Jallu from the back when Jallu was wearing this shield...Corollary of argument: If u attack Jallu from behind when Jallu is not wearing this shield,u r not guilty. He then shows the the man how would have treated him if he been a member of his now imaginary army. The man is so disgusted  with the proceedings of the Kangaroo court that he pronounces himself guilty and rolls away from  Jallu in haste.

Take 3:Dil pe War
The next attacker is Mr "Kum Gum moustache".His moustache threatens to fall off from one end as he attacks Jallu. Jallu's  proceeds to share some top secret information with him and declare him guilty,all in one go  "There was a time when I thought I didn't have  a heart. Now I have  a heart,but it is not here. I have kept  in Jodha bank of Amer's locker"Implication:U can attack me only when I think I have  a heart and my heart is in my body. Otherwise ur attack is considered null and void as per Section 420. Kum Gum moustache is thoroughly flummoxed by this complicated argument. He had taken up this job becoz he couldn't bear his wife's chik chik.. But Jallu is shouting nonsensical arguments in his ear.Deciding that he had got a raw deal,he tries to move away

Take 4: Spiderman Spiderman
Just when Kum gum s patience is reaching the end of its tether,Spiderman jumps up from behind the trees..Spiderman had put his costume out to dry and the crows of Agra made off with it along with his mask..So Spiderman is forced to wear a pleated Kurta and churidar for the attack..But he proves that he is spiderman by doing a perfect landing and holding the pose for posterity...Satisfied that he has done enough to grab the morning headlines, he now shows his face

Take 5:Follow the leader
Spiderman shows his face and...OMG, sorry it is not Spiderman after all.  It is an orangutan with a broom on its head.The orangutan lets out a huge guffaw and all the soldier orangutans on top of the trees take their signal to jump off the tree imitating their leader as best as they can. One orangutan even rolls on the floor after jumping to prove his loyalty.Satisfied,the leader  Orangutan now begins his speech..But Jallu is no mood to listen to monkeys speaking..He decides to pray instead .As he begins praying,the orangutans who have been trained to play "follow the leader" also start praying(remember the Topi wala story,we read as kids..It was just proved on National Television)...Just as leader orangutan is checking if they are playing the game and following the rules correctly Jallu slyly pounces on him..Jallu, they were playing follow the leader aur aapne rules tod diye

Hope u enjoy the post 
Waiting for ur feedback and comments  hpee 

rock&roll
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by Sam_0506 on 2014-04-25, 23:59

Anitaaaaaa..... Hellllloooooooooooooo...


OMG, now the mad house is complete. You are here pal.... long hug 


Sam

Sam_0506
Bronzie
Bronzie

Posts : 218
Join date : 2014-04-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by Tanthya on 2014-04-26, 00:01

OMG .. what feedback? What Comments... I am just laughing  n laughing unable to control myself or restrain myself enuff to pass a FB or Kaament !!!

WOW..This is awesome stuff

Welcome Rock & Roll

m going to reserve my seat in advance for ur next edition

Tanthya
Dazzling Diamond

Posts : 16602
Join date : 2013-02-04

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by Shesherkobita on 2014-04-26, 00:02

Kangaroo, orangutan and Spider-Man .... What an imagination you have ....loved every bit of it.  hppy

Shesherkobita
Dazzling Diamond

Posts : 6421
Join date : 2013-02-13
Location : Pennsylvania, USA

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by pollyanna on 2014-04-26, 00:08

hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy 

ohh gosh...u have ruined the future fight sequences in JA for me.....

orangatun,spiderman  hpee  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL 

EPIC!!!

DIL MAANGE MORE!!!  Dance

pollyanna
Channel Moderator
Channel Moderator

Posts : 5890
Join date : 2013-02-02
Location : Bangalore,India

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by amimus on 2014-04-26, 00:12

Hello Rock n Roll what a hilarious post, the names you have given are amazing. Laughing my Heart out, hubby looks at me with questioning eyes.

Look forward to your next post

amimus
Video Updater
Video Updater

Posts : 4032
Join date : 2013-02-04

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by Jiggy on 2014-04-26, 00:13

ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL 
bwahahahahah.... gosh ... that was hilarious.....
i acn't stop laughing...seriously.... paper nagadas and jallu's chik chik.... spiderman, orangutan  Clap
*wipes tear*
welcome welcome to dhwani..... looking forward to more 
btw...what's your name...??

Jiggy
Dazzling Diamond

Posts : 1751
Join date : 2013-12-21
Location : New Delhi

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by Shegarf71 on 2014-04-26, 00:30

hppy hppy hppy hppy hppy  holy gai! aur bhi AANE do  long hug 

Shegarf71
Moderator
Moderator

Posts : 5198
Join date : 2013-02-04

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by lashy on 2014-04-26, 01:34

long hug Hi Anita, welcome yaar... your hilarious takes are as usual hilarious!

My speciallllllll request please make an extra long take on HB na pleej pleej pleej!  king

lashy
Shining Silver
Shining Silver

Posts : 315
Join date : 2014-04-22

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by Priya.n on 2014-04-26, 04:36

Anita, welcome to dhwani  long hug 
where have you been??????  Miss You 


were you in dreamland by any chance???????   notty 


Aaap indino apna kartavya ka paalan karna bhool gayi hai... Bang 

iski aap ko kadi sazza milegi... Twisted Evil 
aapko pehelese jada hilarious and stupid takes hame dena hoga... Clap 

apna dand jaldi hi poori kijiye......Hukum ki taamil ho......  Shout out

Priya.n
Beginner
Beginner

Posts : 47
Join date : 2014-04-03

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by sarra0 on 2014-04-26, 04:55

welcome to D...watever the reason for joining D I am glad u did as I got to read this.... hppy hppy hppy hilarious post orangatans spiderman moustaches epic...look forward to reading more....

sarra0
Dazzling Diamond

Posts : 11312
Join date : 2013-02-04

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by Giannita63 on 2014-04-26, 05:28

ROFL ROFL   hppy 
OOOOUUUUUUUUHHH EEEEEEEEMMMM GEEEEEE!!!

This is hilariouuuuusss!!! Still laughing hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa

 hppy  ROFL  ROFL

Giannita63
Newbie
Newbie

Posts : 128
Join date : 2014-04-04
Age : 46
Location : Panama, Central America

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by sunshine99 on 2014-04-26, 06:36

 hppy  hppy Your post rocks with it's terrific humour and made me go rolling with laughter... Paper nagadas to orangutan with a broom in his head... ROFL 

Waiting eagerly for your next delightful edition rock & roll.

sunshine99
Channel Moderator
Channel Moderator

Posts : 4295
Join date : 2013-02-04
Location : US

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by Sanchu on 2014-04-26, 07:57

anitaa.......jaan......................a very very huga thnx 2 u 4 refreshing my mood................otherwise i was very very upset 4 jo yday..................b8 one post is n8 enough.we want more..........................

& u r asking about feedbeck??????how can i give that............first i have to stop my laugh na............ hppy  hppy  hppy  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL

Sanchu
Glittering Gold
Glittering Gold

Posts : 1142
Join date : 2014-04-03

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by harrybird on 2014-04-26, 08:37

WELCOME ROCKSTAR!!!

WE ARE PROUD TO HAVE YOU HERE!!!

 Party2  Party2  Party2 .....

harrybird
Bronzie
Bronzie

Posts : 154
Join date : 2013-08-24

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by neha on 2014-04-26, 11:24

Omg this is damn hilarious  ROFL ROFL 

Kum Gum Mustache  hppy 

Do write more dear ! You are blessed with an epic sense of humor.  Thumbsup 

neha
Glittering Gold
Glittering Gold

Posts : 1189
Join date : 2013-10-02
Age : 26
Location : Pune

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by rock&roll on 2014-04-26, 12:39

@Tanthya, Dazzling Diamond, Shesherkobita, Pollyanna, amimus, Jiggy,
Shegarf71, sarra0, Giannita63, sunshine99, sanchu, neha
 
Thank you all for the terrific response & the warm welcome  long hug …..Gr8 to know that u guys liked it..will come up with more hpee  hpee 
 
 
@Sam…Tum bhi yahan….ab to dhwani ka decibel level bahdne wala hai hppy 




@ Lashy…sure dear,will do one on HB…    long hug But which scene or part of HB  do u want me to do a take on?I need at least a 5 minute scene of HB  :)  …..I am not able to recall any such scene off hand..Plz tell me/give me the link to any such scene…& will give u the take   hpee ….I’ve done one big  take on HB before….I’ll post it soon… :)
 




Priya.n..Gr8 to see u here… long hug .So we r all playing follow the leader now Wink ..I know I am not fulfilling my primary duty  Wink ..kya Karen secondary kartavya aur ghar ke kaam mein ulajh gayi hoon…... :( saans lene ki bhi fursat nahin mil rahi hai…..Even this one(as u know) is an old take that I had already written…cldn’t get Aunty’s comments there ,so just tht I’ll post it here to get Aunty’s comments on it, :) but I am again thrilled by the response I’ve got from ppl here……I still can’t believe that ppl like this so much….mere ghar mein koi isko zyada bhaav nahin deta…..maybe coz everyone is just as crazy Wink 
 

@harrybird..Gr8 to see u here,  long hug

rock&roll
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by Maria J on 2014-04-26, 12:39

hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy 

do post more

Maria J
Moderator
Moderator

Posts : 8584
Join date : 2013-02-07

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-04-26, 12:48

By Jove whT the hell is this !!!  I just can not stop ROFling !!  
 ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  hppy  hppy  ROFL 
Thanks a lot for adding so much laughter into my weekend .. 
Welcome to Dhwani .Rock & Roll ...... Looking forwards to lots n lots of posts filled with fun. Laughter and masti from you ! 
 long hug  hug1
 Dance

--sumana13--
Master Writer
Master Writer

Posts : 27532
Join date : 2013-02-04

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by cutie pai :-) on 2014-04-26, 13:00

Oh my goddddd i cant stop laughing yaar
my stomach is hurting now...awesome post rock n roll...
Welcome at dhwani hppy ROFL ROFL ROFL

cutie pai :-)
Master Writer
Master Writer

Posts : 4401
Join date : 2013-11-01

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by slmu on 2014-04-26, 20:12

ROFL  ROFL  ROFL

slmu
Channel Moderator
Channel Moderator

Posts : 21953
Join date : 2013-02-04

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by zuzana on 2014-04-26, 20:26

This awesome...ROFL..kangaroo courts  hppy hppy 

orangutans...epic..I cant stop laughing  ROFL  ROFL 

Please post more


zuzana
Moderator
Moderator

Posts : 9481
Join date : 2013-02-06
Location : Singapore

Back to top Go down

Re: Take 5:Hilarious takes from Jodha Akbar

Post by Sponsored content Today at 14:16


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum