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How to cook a Hindi Serial ?

Post by SAYAN18 on 2014-04-27, 06:48

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A recipe for a successful Hindi serial.




Ingredients:
A large family. 
An opulent house.
A tall, brooding lead actor.
An I-can-get-freakishly-chirpy lead actress.
Heaps of jewellery.
Truckloads of designer outfits. And truckloads of make-up. (On second thoughts, you may have to buy a few trucks first.)


Recipe:
-First, create the large family by mixing together the following ingredients in careful proportions.
- A domineering mother:  A Hitler-esque  lady whose word is law.  And one whose glare can send chills down every spine in the house. Especially the meek husband’s.
- A meek and submissive father:  A timid, small man trailing his Hitler wife like a doting puppy. Preferably someone who’s the owner of a large group of industries and is rolling in money but does not go to work a single day.
- Some random uncles and aunts cropping up for a few scenes and spouting a few meaningless dialogues.
- A villain: Preferably one of the wives of the aforementioned random uncles. A scheming and manipulative lady whose main occupation is eavesdropping on conversations and hatching hare-brained schemes for no particular reason at all. (Warning: Extra make-up required).
- The blue-eyed, tall and brooding son. Someone who is poised to take over the reins of the workplace from his father one day, without getting any education of any sort.
- A single servant who can handle every facet of house-keeping. Preferably with names like Ramu or Sarla.


-Then, create the castle-like, gigantic house. The house should have no less than 30 rooms with a separate room for every Tom, Dick and Harry. The door should be so huge that it requires a fleet of manpower to open it.


-After the large family and the house are ready, introduce the irritatingly-over-the-top chirpy heroine with her two irritating friends( who are less pretty than her, obviously) and give her an irritatingly perfect life.


- Make the boy fall in love with the girl.


- Rustle up some problems.


- Concoct a happy ending anyhow.


Now, you may think the recipe/serial ends here, but you’re wrong. Make sure everything has perfectly fallen into place before proceeding to the next step.


- Fast forward twenty years and start all over again.


- Repeat the same process a million times. Throw in a few dashes of amnesia, court cases, divorces, remarriages and illegitimate kids for some extra spice.


VOILA. Your Hindi serial’s ready! Doesn’t it look lovely?
Please do try it and tell me how it turned out. :)

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Re: How to cook a Hindi Serial ?

Post by Sanchu on 2014-04-27, 08:34

totally kekta type serials.........eg--pavitra rishta........... hppy  hppy  hppy  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL

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Re: How to cook a Hindi Serial ?

Post by sameersaagar on 2014-04-27, 10:18

AK  hpee 

Some Additions & Modifications
Nowadays the Lead Heroine shows at the start, that she is career conscious and wants to become someone, but generally with a rare exception of one or maybe two, by the time the series reaches six months, all she thinks is of uniting the parivaar 
 Wink 
By the time the series reaches One Year, unknown brothers, uncles, aunties, sisters etc, who have not being spoken of in the previous year take birth  Shocked and suddenly emerge from nowhere to take revenge or ask for their share
 Rolling Eyes 
There is someone always in the House, who always is singing in his mind "Koi Laute de mere beete din "
 nty

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Re: How to cook a Hindi Serial ?

Post by SAYAN18 on 2014-04-27, 10:57

sanchu wrote:totally kekta type serials.........eg--pavitra rishta........... hppy  hppy  hppy  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL
Hi Sanchu, this is general. Lot many spices can be added to make it tastier.

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Re: How to cook a Hindi Serial ?

Post by SAYAN18 on 2014-04-27, 11:02

sameersaagar wrote:AK  hpee 

Some Additions & Modifications
Nowadays the Lead Heroine shows at the start, that she is career conscious and wants to become someone, but generally with a rare exception of one or maybe two, by the time the series reaches six months, all she thinks is of uniting the parivaar 
 Wink 
By the time the series reaches One Year, unknown brothers, uncles, aunties, sisters etc, who have not being spoken of in the previous year take birth  Shocked and suddenly emerge from nowhere to take revenge or ask for their share
 Rolling Eyes 
There is someone always in the House, who always is singing in his mind "Koi Laute de mere beete din "
 nty
Sameer, the extension list will be longer. Basic ingradients are more or less same. TRP and number of episodes is the target.

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Re: How to cook a Hindi Serial ?

Post by slmu on 2014-04-27, 19:22

ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  nice one AK

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Re: How to cook a Hindi Serial ?

Post by zuzana on 2014-04-28, 15:41

super AK  hppy  hppy 

..u have got all things right..serial produce karne ki irade hai kya ?

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Re: How to cook a Hindi Serial ?

Post by monsi08 on 2014-04-28, 16:10

ROFL  Good one.. and a perfect recipe.. !

1) every tom dick and harry in the house will have some or the other problem with the lead heroine... and start scheming against her ...
2) the blue eyed brooding hero and so called good people with high ethics will never trust her
3) she will prove herself non-guilty by hook or by crook..
4) she will become the Devi Maiyya of the house
5) another cruel plan against her.. GOTO step 2  hppy

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Re: How to cook a Hindi Serial ?

Post by zuzana on 2014-04-28, 16:15

and the main important point is the heroine will solve all the problems ....be it bomb defusion or catch the kidnappers it has to be the mahaan Vahus  nty 

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Re: How to cook a Hindi Serial ?

Post by SAYAN18 on 2014-04-28, 18:46

zuzana wrote:super AK  hppy  hppy 

..u have got all things right..serial produce karne ki irade hai kya ?

Hi Zu, I like the heroines not the producers of a serial.

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Re: How to cook a Hindi Serial ?

Post by zuzana on 2014-04-28, 21:32

SAYAN18 wrote:
zuzana wrote:super AK  hppy  hppy 

..u have got all things right..serial produce karne ki irade hai kya ?

Hi Zu, I like the heroines not the producers of a serial.

ahaaan AK thats trespassing ...have you asked permission from ur wife  hppy 

if u produce a show u will have close up interactiosn with heroines ...think over  Wink Wink 

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