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Post by Jiggy on 2014-05-15, 10:11

hey guys....
i read ALL your answers and i must day
you've KILLED me !!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously.... is it possible to laugh so much  hppy  hppy  hppy
all your answers were awesome and hilarious !!
and i promise i'll reply to all answers.... just that it getting very very busy here and so ...
pls give your guru maata some time

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-05-15, 10:32

Jiggy wrote:hey guys....
i read ALL your answers and i must day
you've KILLED me !!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously.... is it possible to laugh so much  hppy  hppy  hppy
all your answers were awesome and hilarious !!
and i promise i'll reply to all answers.... just that it getting very very busy here and so ...
pls give your guru maata some time

Of course Guru Mata .. You can have all the time you need ..
We shall have a romantic paper next time .. Kua hai naa Jo Ja romance has begun to heat ip the screens so we all are resdy for your next exam Jiggy !! ..
 Clap Clap lazee 

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-05-15, 10:34

application for leave

Respected Guru mata Jiggy ,

I shall be out of station whole of next week so mostly will remain offline ... Kindly grant me a weeks leave from your vidyalaya ...

Thanking you
Your obedient student
Sumana
 hpee 

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Post by Sam_0506 on 2014-05-15, 11:47

OMG, I'm giving the test.. I'm damned scared.. *sniffs* Jiggy, fail hone ki saza kya hai??  Embarassed 

Part I -

1#. Jalal - Jodha Beghum, please bataiye, ki kiss karte waqt naak beech me aati hai?  Shocked 
      Jodha – 3 Idiots nahi dekhi aapne shehenshah  Evil or Very Mad 
 

2#. Jalal - Isse to main muh me rasgulle thoos thoos ke maroonga.. bawhhhhhhhhaaaaa  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil 
 

3#. Jalal - Jodha Beghum, waada kijiye, wo peeche rakhi sceneted mombattiyyan buza dengi aap. 
    Muze allergy hai.. aaaaakkkkcheeeeee… *wipes his nose on her hand*   Sick  Sick 
 

4#. Jodha – chup ho jaiye shehenshah, plzzz
    Jalal – nahi Jodha beghum, ek baar aur, plzzz, bas last..
    muze apke kaan me zor se chillana hai    Clap 

 
5#. Jalal – Jodha beghum, come on, maine aapse center me tattoo banavane kaha tha.. aap bhi na..
    Jodha – Kanjoosh, paise bachane ke chakkar me tattoo parlour nahi gaya. Main kya karoo, muze
     to aise hi banana ata hai.. huh..  Bang 
 

6#. Jodha – isi liye kaha tha onion rings mat khaiye. Ab jaiye center fresh kha ke aaiye  Evil or Very Mad 
 

7#. Jalal – Close up confidence. I used Close up and Pepsodent and Colgate all together, is this 
              better?  long hug 
 

8#. Jalal – OMG, I don’t hire road roller to level roads in agra. She is enough. Hmmm, now I can buy
              all that new hair gel with all that saved money.. Ecstacy..  Clap 
 

9#. Jalal – Isi lye kaha thaw o extra muffin mat khao motiiii. Dekha ghoda bhag bhi nahi paa raha hai thik se.  Bang 


Part II - 

1#. Mali – What’s this?
    Shariff – he he he.. latest address of newest hamam khana, with lotza hawtt gurls…..  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil 
    Mali – Damn, I wanted an address of a barber’s you idiot.   Bang 
    Shariff – Is he even straight, I wonder? I am talking about girls and he wants a barber??  Scared 
 

2#. Jodha - SR, full form kya hai uska shehenshah? Hamare amer me to aisa koi shabd nahi hai?  study 
 

3#. Jodha – Haath dijiye apna.  Twisted Evil 
    Jalal – Yahan sab ke samne? Nahi Jodha Beghum… Wait till I do Takhliyan to all..  Embarassed  Embarassed 
 

4#. Jalal – OMG, when will she let me do *ahem* *ahem* with her. I’m so tired to be peeping tom   
    watching her.   Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil 
 

5#. Jodha – Muze dominatrix banana ke liye is pagdi ki zaroorat nahi hai shehenshah. Uske bina bhi
    kaam chal sakta hai. I'm trained... hppy 

********* End**************

OMG, muze paas kara do.. 5 nariyal phodoongi..  bounce  bounce  bounce  bounce  bounce

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Post by Abavi on 2014-05-15, 11:56

Lol this thread is fun!

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-05-15, 13:08

Sam !! Yours were hilarious my dear .. Loved yoir answers 
 hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy

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Post by Sam_0506 on 2014-05-15, 16:10

scared 
--sumana13-- wrote:Sam !! Yours were hilarious my dear .. Loved yoir answers 
 hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy

Thenqu Sumana dear. *blushing*  hug1 

Pass hone ka chance hai kya?  scared

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Post by candy on 2014-05-17, 13:58

Guru maata.. Take your own time.. Coz i dint answer yet.. hppy


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Post by candy on 2014-05-17, 14:01

Manu and Nanaya... Read your answers yaar. Superb..

Meenu baisa.. Garlic paan ROFL loved reading your answers.. I forgot to mention abt this test.. But u rocked my dear baisa long hug


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Post by candy on 2014-05-17, 14:05

Sam .. ROFL ROFL hilarious replies yaar. Abul maali needs barber's address.. At last.. He caught it hppy

Jo had Extra muffins ke wajah se horse is unable to run Clap
nice one..

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Post by candy on 2014-05-17, 14:07

Ana.. Am also coming through mobile version yaar.. We have to click the link 'see the image' . It will open in next window..

Do it one by one, at times, when we open multiple windows, we will be unable to view ..
Try once and tel yaar..


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Post by candy on 2014-05-17, 14:12

Sanchuuu ....
ROFL ROFL you did it my dear.. You made to laugh so bad..

Jodha disclosing she is bisexual ROFL

Made ur trademark answer isnt ..

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Post by candy on 2014-05-17, 15:28

My answers..

Question 1

#1-- jalal- how do u apply kajal so perfectly.. Always it smudges for me..

Jo-- get a smudge free kajal stick..

#2

Jalal-- have it Jo.. I made it for you..

Jo-- hey ambe maa.. Hamara raksha karna..*Opens her mouth* aaaAAA...

#3

Jalal.-leave my hand Jo.. I have to take bath, always you cross my way.. Why

Jo- aadat se majboor..

#4

Ben- i cant be done with these fruits alone.. I want more... MORE...

zakira-- sshh..shh..shant...shant..

----Jo-- why do u hug me standing behind..

Jalal- coz you nose ring troubles me ...

#5
Jalal- hmm..there... There.. Take a left from there.. And give a massage once again.. You always give a good massage Jo.

#6
Jalal- Look.. I have done a new facial.. How is it..

Jo-- hope you have half done..

#7

Jalal-- wake up Jo.. Tel me.. Kya aap kal bi mere liye masala oats banaaoge.!!

Jo-- umm ..


#8

Jo-- gimme.. Lemme ride .,

jalal-- No.. You will push me down.

Horse.-- i cant bear u both., pls dieting karo na


Question 2

#1
abul maali.. --- Wats this..
Sharif---- my time table and flow chart
each day has eight classes..

Maali.-- hard working !!! And flow chart?!?!!

Sharifu-- to guide you my friend hppy


#2

Jo- Oh yeah.. Jalal told tonight he will teach me something new,

#3

Jo- give your hand...i will take you somewhere.

Jalal- i know.. I wont give.. You will take me to your place..

#4

Jalal( thinks..)- how many disturbances in palace.. Lemme get in now...

#5

Jo - today am the shahenshah.. And i order you(jalal) to be in my hojra tonight...

Jalal- bas !!!

Jo- oh..yes.. Every night..



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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-05-17, 15:36

Sam_0506 wrote:scared 
--sumana13-- wrote:Sam !! Yours were hilarious my dear .. Loved yoir answers 
 hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy

Thenqu Sumana dear. *blushing*  hug1 

Pass hone ka chance hai kya?  scared
Sam you did very well .....better than us who got admission thru the entrance test ...
You are now officially certified the GM student of Guru Mata

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-05-17, 15:38

Candy begum .. Bahut khoob likha hai
 Clap

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Post by Sanchu on 2014-05-17, 18:10

candy wrote:Sanchuuu ....
 ROFL :*rofl*:you did it my dear.. You made to laugh so bad..

Jodha disclosing she is bisexual ROFL

Made ur trademark answer isnt ..
trademark answer?????? Rolling Eyes  Rolling Eyes ...sorry candy.....i didn't get it..........can u pls explain me????

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Post by Sanchu on 2014-05-17, 18:16

candy, manu, meenu, sam...........u all r just awesome guys............ hppy  hppy 
just so funny........ ROFL  ROFL

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-05-17, 18:27

sanchu wrote:  candy, manu, meenu, sam...........u all r just awesome guys............ hppy  hppy 
just so funny........ ROFL  ROFL
Sanchu I have invited Sahiba to join us here .... Do guide her along if she has any queries 
 hpee

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Post by Nanayaa623 on 2014-05-17, 18:42

candy wrote:Guru maata.. Take your own time.. Coz i dint answer yet.. hppy

Candy waiting for yours is over!.  

 Party1  Party1  Party1

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Post by Nanayaa623 on 2014-05-17, 18:56

Candy horse can't bear weight  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL 

Jalal needs a facial massage to get the fat away from his checks it gives him some kinda dimpples when he smile deeply at the wrong place.


That nose ring is always in the way.

I am thinking of buying one to try it on
 ROFL

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Post by Sam_0506 on 2014-05-18, 00:02

--sumana13-- wrote:
Sam_0506 wrote:scared 
--sumana13-- wrote:Sam !! Yours were hilarious my dear .. Loved yoir answers 
 hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy

Thenqu Sumana dear. *blushing*  hug1 

Pass hone ka chance hai kya?  scared
Sam you did very well .....better than us who got admission thru the entrance test ...
You are now officially certified the GM student of Guru Mata

 Thumbsup Clap 
Thanks dear long hug

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-05-18, 00:14

Sam_0506 wrote:
--sumana13-- wrote:
Sam_0506 wrote:scared 
--sumana13-- wrote:Sam !! Yours were hilarious my dear .. Loved yoir answers 
 hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy

Thenqu Sumana dear. *blushing*  hug1 

Pass hone ka chance hai kya?  scared
Sam you did very well .....better than us who got admission thru the entrance test ...
You are now officially certified the GM student of Guru Mata

 Thumbsup Clap 
Thanks dear long hug
The final decision rests with Principal of the school.... the respected Guru Mata Jiggy

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Post by candy on 2014-05-18, 10:34

Sanchu..
yes. Trademark.. Oly you could give such extra ordinary answer,

i scrolled the page fast, so read your last answer first,, without even seeing your name.. I thought it could be Sanchu.. And went back.. Its you...



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Post by candy on 2014-05-18, 10:39

Nanaya.. Glad u enjoyed my answers..
you wanna get a nose ring .!! hppy

Get it... try it... Share your experiences
ROFL did you see the episode, jalal gave prasad to Jo via nose ring ROFL

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Post by candy on 2014-05-18, 10:40

Sanchu.. Manu.. Am happy i made you to enjoy.. WinkWink

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