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Post by Tanthya on 2014-05-06, 19:43

Maham Anga is clad in a voluminous  Shawl in peak summer which has not evoked a passing interest  in any passers by strides towards  Aladdin's cave , Maham enters   the cave  . Maham warns the soldiers to be on alert as  many people have discovered the whereabouts of the cave.. Maham orders retreat  and not to engage them in duel ..

Maham steps into a inner cave .. Picks up a wollen bundle .. addresses the bundle or someone inside the cave saying that her patience has run thin and if HE does not open his mouth and reveal the secrets  else his life in peril .

AMER

The family of Amer are in council of war..Everyone castigating Sujamal for his intervention that caused a breach  between Jodha and Jalal while Jodha champions the cause of Sujamal .. and  also adds her supportive voice  to Shivani's cause .. Jodha points out that all have their own opinion and  she is sure that Raja Bharmal too loves Sujamal  and Shivani despite his anger.

AGRA

Shivani and Tejwant are captured and brought to Agra ..Moti bai sees them and is scared at the resultative punishment..Moti runs to the  Khwajasera soldiers  and seeks to speak to Shivani but is forestalled   by the soldiers.. Moti Bai is worried for the fate of Shivani  and wishes for the presence of Jodha * Genie jo hai, lamp ko rub karo, Jodha Hazir to save  Shivani*



MAHAM's Hojra..

Maham is checking out a map, some secret passage when Ruqaiyya's angry voice  calls out to Maham.. Maham  quickly hides the Map.. There is a You are great cuz  U strove to drive Jodha -  I am Great cuz I did it for noble cause  arguments ... Poor Ruqaiyya is no match for the Veteran and retires in defeat..

DIWANE E KHAS

The whole court are assembled along with Shivani and Tejwat barring Jalal.. The women are chattering like Magpies.. each utterly confident  that Jalal will reserve the harshest and painful punishment for the two..Salima differs , She replies that Jalal has begun to understand "Love - Butter chicken- Paan " and might not punish  the duo..Jiji Anga   does not agree  she says a wounded animal will be ferocious and will wound in return.

Jalal walks in .. The concerned parties  state their cases .. Atgah accusing Shivani and Tejwat of being traitorous to Mughal Kingdom and rules .. Shivani and Tejawat put in their praise exclaiming the virtues of love , Ruqaiyya is worried that Jalal might lose IT and punish them severely.. while Hamida  is sure  that Jalal will make the correct call.

Jalal, the new apostle of love.. postulates on love  * Cupid Beware, U got kaampeeteshun*   says Love is blind , love is powerful, love is that , love is this , love iss iss iss  * Read Mills & Boons to get an idea* .. Jalal forgives the love birds.. Shivani falls at Jalal's feet.. Jalal admonishes her saying that  falling at his feet is like insulting his  absentee wifey whom he loves jee jaan se..which sends halka sa jhatka zor se to Ruqaiyya.

Jalal  also provides employment to Tejawat ..Shivani ecstatically declaring that Jalal is a saint Valentine born few centuries soon


PRECAP

Jalal reminiscing about Jodha to Salima while Jodha is yapping about Jalal (Presumably) .. Both brought up short when they notice the knowing smile on the face of their attentive listeners.. with Dadisa adding that Jodha is missing Jalal ( to enlighten us wooden souls who might have missed the import of the scene)


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Re: Jodha Akbar 6th May Written Update

Post by Tanthya on 2014-05-06, 20:07

1st part

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-05-06, 20:07

YAY !! sathya .. Let operation jodha jalal reunion begin !! Let the romance begin !,
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Post by Jiggy on 2014-05-06, 20:11

if only they had wifi...
abul mali : going to attack @i.am.shehenshah with @perv.uddin shh! don't tell
jalal : @one.eyed.abul fail...LAWL !!!
sharif: *facepalm*
jalal : @perv.uddin *has send a pic of an elephant's foot* LAWL LAWL !!!!!
sharif current status : squashed and dead
jodha : @i.am.shehenshah MY HERO !!! Starry Love
jalal : @sexy.baaghin my hojra tonight babe !!
HB: jug jug jeeyo beta!! no need for protection Wink
jalal: @me.momma awww mom.... stop !!

*sigh
if only...
ROFL ROFL

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Post by aishakapoor on 2014-05-06, 20:18

Jiggy wrote:if only they had wifi...
abul mali : going to attack @i.am.shehenshah with @perv.uddin shh! don't tell
jalal : @one.eyed.abul fail...LAWL !!!
sharif: *facepalm*  
jalal : @perv.uddin  *has send a pic of an elephant's foot* LAWL  LAWL !!!!!
sharif current status : squashed and dead
jodha : @i.am.shehenshah  MY HERO !!!  Starry Love
jalal : @sexy.baaghin  my hojra tonight babe !!
HB: jug jug jeeyo beta!! no need for protection Wink
jalal: @me.momma awww mom.... stop !!

*sigh
if only...
ROFL  ROFL
jiggy u dirty mind!!!

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Re: Jodha Akbar 6th May Written Update

Post by Tanthya on 2014-05-06, 20:22

2nd part up

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-05-06, 20:22

Jiggy wrote:if only they had wifi...
abul mali : going to attack @i.am.shehenshah with @perv.uddin shh! don't tell
jalal : @one.eyed.abul fail...LAWL !!!
sharif: *facepalm*  
jalal : @perv.uddin  *has send a pic of an elephant's foot* LAWL  LAWL !!!!!
sharif current status : squashed and dead
jodha : @i.am.shehenshah  MY HERO !!!  Starry Love
jalal : @sexy.baaghin  my hojra tonight babe !!
HB: jug jug jeeyo beta!! no need for protection Wink
jalal: @me.momma awww mom.... stop !!

*sigh
if only...
ROFL  ROFL
Jiggy dear .. Thanks for the spicy masala
 ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL 


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Re: Jodha Akbar 6th May Written Update

Post by clarissasham on 2014-05-06, 20:27

Sathya jaan bwahahaha

I will die LOL 

How predictable the epis are 

So mission jodha wapis lao begins with tamar patar

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Post by Tanthya on 2014-05-06, 20:27

updated

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Post by Shesherkobita on 2014-05-06, 20:28

Jiggy wrote:if only they had wifi...
abul mali : going to attack @i.am.shehenshah with @perv.uddin shh! don't tell
jalal : @one.eyed.abul fail...LAWL !!!
sharif: *facepalm*  
jalal : @perv.uddin  *has send a pic of an elephant's foot* LAWL  LAWL !!!!!
sharif current status : squashed and dead
jodha : @i.am.shehenshah  MY HERO !!!  
jalal : @sexy.baaghin  my hojra tonight babe !!
HB: jug jug jeeyo beta!! no need for protection Wink
jalal: @me.momma awww mom.... stop !!

*sigh
if only...
This is fantastic.  ROFL

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Post by Tanthya on 2014-05-06, 20:30

Jiggy wrote:if only they had wifi...
abul mali : going to attack @i.am.shehenshah with @perv.uddin shh! don't tell
jalal : @one.eyed.abul fail...LAWL !!!
sharif: *facepalm*  
jalal : @perv.uddin  *has send a pic of an elephant's foot* LAWL  LAWL !!!!!
sharif current status : squashed and dead
jodha : @i.am.shehenshah  MY HERO !!!  Starry Love
jalal : @sexy.baaghin  my hojra tonight babe !!
HB: jug jug jeeyo beta!! no need for protection Wink
jalal: @me.momma awww mom.... stop !!

*sigh
if only...
ROFL  ROFL
U forgot @Iscreech.Ruqs  Jiggy .. hppy  hppy  hppy  hppy

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Post by clarissasham on 2014-05-06, 20:38

BShesherkobita wrote:
Jiggy wrote:if only they had wifi...
abul mali : going to attack @i.am.shehenshah with @perv.uddin shh! don't tell
jalal : @one.eyed.abul fail...LAWL !!!
sharif: *facepalm*  
jalal : @perv.uddin  *has send a pic of an elephant's foot* LAWL  LAWL !!!!!
sharif current status : squashed and dead
jodha : @i.am.shehenshah  MY HERO !!!  
jalal : @sexy.baaghin  my hojra tonight babBe !!
HB: jug jug jeeyo beta!! no need for protection Wink
jalal: @me.momma awww mom.... stop !!

*sigh
if only...
This is fantastic.  ROFL
jiggy ROFL ha ha ha ja loved HB

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Post by Giannita63 on 2014-05-06, 20:46

You are TOO MUCH for me, you have me LMAO haaaaard and loudly in middle of WORKING hours!!!!!  Hahahahahahahahahqhaha

 hppy  hppy  ROFL  ROFL

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Re: Jodha Akbar 6th May Written Update

Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-05-06, 20:51

Hugs for this awesome WU Sathya ..
 hpee long hug 

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Re: Jodha Akbar 6th May Written Update

Post by Jiggy on 2014-05-06, 20:59

@aisha
dutty mind?? moi???
you're no less dear... Clap

@sumana
you missed tants original message about jo tweeting...
i just wrote hoe JA would be if the poor souls had wifi ROFL
i must say... its not bad hppy

@sabi and clarissham
thanks... yeh gutter mind kuchh toh kaam aaya

@tants
oh i was going to include ruks alright...
but my dumb li'l phone has a word limit...
baba aadham ke zamaane ka phone hai... Bang


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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-05-06, 21:05

Sathya darling YOU suggesting Mills & Boon for an idea ?? We are all reDy for all the mushy Jodha jalal romance .. We are already M&B specialists
 Starry Love  Clap  Party1
 ROFL ROFL ROFL 

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Post by Sanchu on 2014-05-06, 21:10

so.guys.today we got a new lecturer on love *JODHA KA AASHIQ JALAL*.......... Shocked  Shocked 
UFF.....iss miya-biwi dono ne hi aaj love, mohabbat, prem ke upar lambi-chaudi lecture di.......which has given me a strong headache....... Bang  Bang  Bang 

& jalal, harwaqt mirza ka mohabbat -yeh kehke bechare ko kyun sata raha tha........ Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad 

& shivani, don't know about centuries b8 fans keliye definately loveguru ban gaye( apne bhai ke audhe ko chhinliya hppy  hppy )

b8 *RUQU SHOCKED JALAL ROCKED* just love dat scene..... luv  luv 


ps----today i realised after this majnu-lalila live lecture.........seriously *I HAVE NO DIL* Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad 

bcoz jj ke love-lecture has totally bored me.uff.......... Bang  Bang

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Post by --sumana13-- on 2014-05-06, 21:12

sanchu wrote:so.guys.today we got a new lecturer on love *JODHA KA AASHIQ JALAL*.......... Shocked  Shocked 
UFF.....iss miya-biwi dono ne hi aaj love, mohabbat, prem ke upar lambi-chaudi lecture di.......which has given me a strong headache....... Bang  Bang  Bang 

& jalal, harwaqt mirza ka mohabbat -yeh kehke bechare ko kyun sata raha tha........ Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad 

& shivani, don't know about centuries b8 fans keliye definately loveguru ban gaye( apne bhai ke audhe ko chhinliya hppy  hppy )

b8 *RUQU SHOCKED JALAL ROCKED* just love dat scene..... luv  luv 


ps----today i realised after this majnu-lalila live lecture.........seriously *I HAVE NO DIL* Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad 

bcoz jj ke love-lecture has totally bored me.uff.......... Bang  Bang
Tiday 's eapisode should be named celebration of LOVE. !!
 Starry Love Dance 

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Post by Sanchu on 2014-05-06, 21:14

--sumana13-- wrote:
sanchu wrote:so.guys.today we got a new lecturer on love *JODHA KA AASHIQ JALAL*.......... Shocked  Shocked 
UFF.....iss miya-biwi dono ne hi aaj love, mohabbat, prem ke upar lambi-chaudi lecture di.......which has given me a strong headache....... Bang  Bang  Bang 

& jalal, harwaqt mirza ka mohabbat -yeh kehke bechare ko kyun sata raha tha........ Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad 

& shivani, don't know about centuries b8 fans keliye definately loveguru ban gaye( apne bhai ke audhe ko chhinliya hppy  hppy )

b8 *RUQU SHOCKED JALAL ROCKED* just love dat scene..... luv  luv 


ps----today i realised after this majnu-lalila live lecture.........seriously *I HAVE NO DIL* Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad 

bcoz jj ke love-lecture has totally bored me.uff.......... Bang  Bang
Tiday 's eapisode should be named celebration of LOVE. !!
 Starry Love Dance 
today i realised* I HAVE NO DIL* detective  detective 
after this *LECTURES ON LOVE* episode.......

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Post by neha on 2014-05-06, 22:01

Thanks for the update Sathu


Is this show really about Akbar The Great who was status conscious and did not let Salim marry a kaneez and himself officially married only Royal Princesses ? I'm confused as hell ! Fed up with these lectures on Mohabbat !

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Post by Jiggy on 2014-05-06, 22:12

thanks for the WU tantsy yaaru long hug 
excellent and hilarious as always....
today's episode was okayish... neither too bad...nor too good...
but i'm not feeling down in the dumps so i guess it calls for something...
i guess today the cv's wanted to show how "LOVE" changed jo and jalal.....
last time both were furious with shivani for running away for love....
and...voila....look... now they are supporting it...
love councellors for hire peeps.... though their own love life is abysmal...
khair... i loved that "love-butterchicken-paan" analogy of yours... ROFL  ROFL  and so i'm stealing it for my own  nty  nty 

Maham... i have NO idea what this woman is upto.... but she gave me the creeps today....  ekdum sathiya gayi hai...

Rukaiyaa...? this one has proved that she suffers from short term memory loss and short attention span aka Ghajini-iasis... 
methinks jalal should start every DEK announcing "ILU Jo baby" to keep ruks in reality..... hppy  hppy 
bas....this ep was ok.... but not as good as yesterday's that had me squealing and cooing in a seriously deranged manner  Embarassed  Embarassed

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Post by Tanthya on 2014-05-06, 23:12

neha wrote:Thanks for the update Sathu


Is this show really about Akbar The Great who was status conscious and did not let Salim marry a kaneez and himself officially married only Royal Princesses ? I'm confused as hell ! Fed up with these lectures on Mohabbat !


My Pleasure, Neha

Not just Jalal even Maryam was quite class conscious ... So this sudden championing  of love between classes does not sit well with the overall picture..

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Re: Jodha Akbar 6th May Written Update

Post by Tanthya on 2014-05-06, 23:21

clarissasham wrote:Sathya jaan bwahahaha

I will die LOL 

How predictable the epis are 

So mission jodha wapis lao begins with tamar patar


oye..no dieing... who will write all the mast posts then ..Muhwazz Shammi Jaan

I am just hoping tht the drag fest ends soon

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Post by candy on 2014-05-06, 23:30

Jalal is saint valentine born few centuries soon ROFL ROFL ROFL

cupid ka competition hppy hppy

Oh.. My.. Cant control laughing.. Full on entertainment Sathya begum .. Thankoos long hug

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Post by Nanayaa623 on 2014-05-06, 23:48

Jiggy wrote:if only they had wifi...
abul mali : going to attack @i.am.shehenshah with @perv.uddin shh! don't tell
jalal : @one.eyed.abul fail...LAWL !!!
sharif: *facepalm*  
jalal : @perv.uddin  *has send a pic of an elephant's foot* LAWL  LAWL !!!!!
sharif current status : squashed and dead
jodha : @i.am.shehenshah  MY HERO !!!  Starry Love
jalal : @sexy.baaghin  my hojra tonight babe !!
HB: jug jug jeeyo beta!! no need for protection Wink
jalal: @me.momma awww mom.... stop !!

*sigh
if only...
ROFL  ROFL
Awww Jiggy, Jiggy hmm
 ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL

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