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Post by sonshine487 on 2014-11-10, 19:21

You know, when Sita got fed up of Ram? She insisted the earth open up and swallow her whole? Yep! She did! Of course she did! Why wouldn’t she?

Appuse! Stop going round in circles!

Uh? Circles? Oh yeah! No circles. Got it!

Well yeah! Sita went mining! And Ram comes to his senses! Now he wants to go diving! But Hanuman won’t let him! He takes his Life Guard duties rather seriously, that one! So Ram sends him diving too… he drops his Ring down a crack in the floor and sends Hanu-Man… mankind’s first Super-hero, after it! Hanuman reaches the underworld and meets the inhabitants of Snake-land… and No! He didn’t meet Mallika Sherawat! (*sternly*… Behave, Children!) anyway, the long and short of it is… Sexy Hanu found a whole mountain of rings down there… not just one!

This was because Rings were dropped by ALL the Rams before this one and will be dropped by ALL the Rams who will come later. Time is apparently a cycle… satyug, tretayug,dwaparyug and Kalyug… will repeat over and over again! Just like Hindi Serial! Jai Ho! Jai Ho!

Take YHM for instance! Kya Hua Tha?

At first there was the whole unwilling marriage! Tu Tu Main Main… yes, it was entertaining. Then they turned caring. Raman became a caring albeit a caustic Husband! That phase was good and enjoyable! Then came the Shagun angle. She was jealous.

Then came in Adi. He created problems for Ishita. He tosses Ishita’s mum in the air, and Ishu is out, thirsty for blood… but she lets it go for Adi’s sake; the mess was only partially taken care off, leaving a lot of loose ends, which were conveniently swept under the carpet and the story took off in another direction. Then Suraj sends Ishita to court. Raman saves Ishita and Ishita save Raman.

Mihir. Mihika, Shagun’s mother, Shagun herself. Ishita thinking Raman is still hung up on Shagun, which  he is… but not in the way Ishita thinks. Ashok is up to his dirty games… this time it is Mani to the rescue… along with Ishita! And it is time for the flood again. (“pralaya” and the world starts over!)

Adi is going to send Ishita to jail. Now what? Raman saves Ishita by giving her up? What next? Ishu to the rescue? Or is it Mani?

Shagun, Ashok, Simi, Param, Adi, Romi, Sarika… creating trouble

Raman, Ishita, Mani, Mihir, Mihika… the rescuer gang

Almost all the permutations and Combinations have to be tried and tested, before the story proceeds in any logical manner… and Boy! We have a long ride ahead, Haven’t we?

What the hell? Are they nuts? What makes them think we won’t get bored? It is criminal the way they think they can write a sensible story.

Yes, Meenu! You were absolutely right! This song was written by Shegarf (Meenu) which aptly describes the YHM Merry-go-round!

 

Kuch CVs bewakoof kahin ke
Sotee raaton mein talli ho ke
Mille Kekta Kapoor se

Script likhne ke keedhe padhe
Tum hi kaho
Kya darrne ki baat hai
Hmmm...
Dil mein Jo chahe likh jaate hain
Bighdee hui storyline humpar thop jaatey hain
Dil mein jo chaahey likh jaate hain
Bighdee hui storyline humpar thop jaatey hain
Dundhalatee huwee balkhatee huwee,
Soya Logic hai ghode baych ke
Milee Kek’ta Kapoor se,
Script ko chewing gum si kheenche
Tum hee kaho kuch ho sakta hai? hmmmm……..

Dagmag dagmag lehkee lehkee, bhulee bhatki behkee behkee
Dagmag dagmag lehkee lehkee, bhulee bhatki behkee behkee
Kuch bhi Kaisi bhi

Nonsense se bhari
Pohunchee humaari TV raaton mein
Milee Kek’ta Kapoor se,
Koi viewers KO bachchaaye
Tum hee kaho kuch ho sakta hai? hmmmm……..

Uff pagal hai aur sirr phira hai,
Kek’ta ka koyee screw bhee dhila hai
Kya pagal hai sar phira hai,

Kek’ta ka koyee screw bhee dhila hai
Ghoomti phirti chaltee ruktee,
Kahaani nahin confusion bannti hai
Milee Kek’ta Kapoor se,
Storyline ki dhajjiyaan hogayi lijiye
Tum hee kaho kuch ho sakta hai? hmmmm……..

Kuch CVs bewakoof kahin ke,
Sotee raaton mein khoob peeke
Milee Kek’ta Kapoor se,

Viewers ki standards kar di neeche
Tum hee kaho kuch ho sakta hai? hmmmm……

 

LOL! Meenu… you are a Genius!

In all this eternal cycle… not once do the lead pair find some meaning in their relationship! They steal glances, go all out cheesy in any number of ways… but no! They do NOT acknowledge “the elephant in the room”. That is acceptable for a little while… it is even cute! But  to stretch it to infinity is downright boring. Why this hang up when it comes to physical intimacy? Or rather… why over-emphasize it to avoid showing the scene? Imply it, if the actors are uncomfortable actually filming it… and be done with it!

That scene with Raman and Bala with the pack of Condoms… though funny, was uncalled for. Raman is a DIVORCEE for God’s Sake! He’s Been There Done That! He does NOT need Bala’s advice! It was so Illogical, I was stumped.

The whole circus that followed was downright stupid!

Bala hands over Raman the confiscated Pack. Raman handles it like Hand Grenade with the pin pulled out. Then he comes into his bed-room and tries to plant it in the room where Ishu will see it! Is he MAD??? Why this elaborate set-up. C’on! He is Ishu’s husband! A father of two! He has been married to a Dentist for months. All he had to do was take her out to dinner and discuss with her. TELL HER! That though he had entered into this relationship for Ruhi’s sake, he has come to care for Ishita and respect her. He would now like to be HER HUSBAND and not just Ruhi’s Father. But no… He gets into the Funny Chimpanzee mode.

As for Ishita! Uff… the way she reacts to the pack of condoms was way too juvenile! It was as improbable as it was unacceptable! A mature, working woman in her late 20’s, living in a metropolis like Delhi and behaving like a convent educated teenager was soooo… stupid!

First Raman artistically arranges “Hot Property” in the draw. The He hides. Ishita comes searching for tablets and finds “Hot Property”.

In her hurry burry, she drops “Hot Property”. Poor itty-bitty heroine! She blushes and simpers and grumbles and cribs. But the “hot shot dentist” can’t bring herself to bend down and pick it up. And there lies “Hot Property”… all abandoned on the floor… right next to the dust-bin. And what does silly vacuum head do? I fail to understand what she was doing!!! Holy Condoms!!! She drops a number of tissues artistically over “Hot Property” so that she doesn’t have to see it???  Man! THAT was hilarious! What are they trying to project? That S*x and contraception are Taboo? What of those myriad impressionable young people who watch this show? Have they ever given it a thought? That they will see this show and will get the impression that THIS is how mature Married Couples behave in the privacy of their rooms? BAH!

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Re: Ek Condom ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jano Ishi-Ma’am

Post by sarra0 on 2014-11-10, 19:29

i will read after work...but will leave u wit this...raman babu bhi keemat na jaane...phree mein mile...  hppy

but it was so annoying that she couldn't just put it in the bin...had to become a big drama...

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Re: Ek Condom ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jano Ishi-Ma’am

Post by slmu on 2014-11-10, 19:31

Appuse Clap

A much needed post.. such a ridiculous episode with the condom.. unbelievable. Raman and Ishita are 14 yrs olds wanting to do it for the first time.

And the whole kichdi you outlined.. gosh, my head is spinning. Cant make sense of it and not going to bother.

Meenu.. awesome stuff ROFLROFL

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Re: Ek Condom ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jano Ishi-Ma’am

Post by sonshine487 on 2014-11-10, 19:36

sarra0 wrote:i will read after work...but will leave u wit this...raman babu bhi keemat na jaane...phree mein mile...  hppy

but it was so annoying that she couldn't just put it in the bin...had to become a big drama...
Raman is a lost cause... I did say in my last post! He downloaded his first 2 Kids from the internet...
That's why he doesn't know how to do it "Manually"
 yes, annoying it was!

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Re: Ek Condom ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jano Ishi-Ma’am

Post by sonshine487 on 2014-11-10, 19:39

slmu wrote:Appuse Clap

A much needed post.. such a ridiculous episode with the condom.. unbelievable. Raman and Ishita are 14 yrs olds wanting to do it for the first time.

And the whole kichdi you outlined.. gosh, my head is spinning. Cant make sense of it and not going to bother.

Meenu.. awesome stuff ROFLROFL

If they were trying for comedy... I don't know how far they succeeded. It was JUVENILE as far as I was concerned

The Khichdi confused me too... when you try to make of what happened on this show till now... you remain without a clue!
I mean all these incidents and all this while... this Husband-Wife Duo has not progressed much... What is it the makers want to convey? They have established trust... but there is no comfort level?

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Re: Ek Condom ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jano Ishi-Ma’am

Post by Tanthya on 2014-11-10, 20:09

pehly question... what was the need for Condoms in the first place?/

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Re: Ek Condom ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jano Ishi-Ma’am

Post by sonshine487 on 2014-11-10, 20:13

Tanthya wrote:pehly question... what was the need for Condoms in the first place?/

"The Condom" is "The Red Flag" to the bull
Lehraao toh Jano

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Re: Ek Condom ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jano Ishi-Ma’am

Post by Tanthya on 2014-11-10, 20:19

sonshine487 wrote:
Tanthya wrote:pehly question... what was the need for Condoms in the first place?/

"The Condom" is "The Red Flag" to the bull
Lehraao toh Jano
He cud have gone for rose petals on the mattress..where was the need for Condoms when Ishita wud never concieve

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Re: Ek Condom ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jano Ishi-Ma’am

Post by sonshine487 on 2014-11-10, 20:27

Tanthya wrote:
sonshine487 wrote:
Tanthya wrote:pehly question... what was the need for Condoms in the first place?/

"The Condom" is "The Red Flag" to the bull
Lehraao toh Jano
He cud have gone for rose petals on the mattress..where was the need for Condoms when Ishita wud never concieve

But how could Ishita scold the drug store waala for the rose petals?
How could she act all "chee- chee" gandi baat?
How could they show a "funny" scene?

Really, Tanths! You think I am expecting anything sensible from TV?

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Re: Ek Condom ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jano Ishi-Ma’am

Post by candy on 2014-11-10, 20:30

ROFL ROFL ROFL Appu... Love your post.. Laughter mode reaches its extreme reading you..

Tat condom scene was bit annoying. Juvenile is the right word. Why did they actually show such track if they want to portray it like committin a sin. Fortunately or Unfortunately its between a legally wedded couple and they show like this. Is it coz of time slot ??

And ishita calling chemist to scold was hppy

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Re: Ek Condom ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jano Ishi-Ma’am

Post by sonshine487 on 2014-11-10, 20:37

candy wrote: ROFL ROFL ROFL  Appu... Love your post.. Laughter mode reaches its extreme reading you..

Tat condom scene was bit annoying. Juvenile is the right word. Why did they actually show such track if they want to portray it like committin a sin. Fortunately or Unfortunately its between a legally wedded couple and they show like this. Is it coz of time slot ??

And ishita calling chemist to scold was hppy  

hppy
yes, it was funny, wasn't it
grown up, married people unable to say the word "condoms"
thanks for reading, candy

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Re: Ek Condom ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jano Ishi-Ma’am

Post by zuzana on 2014-11-11, 11:50

Hilarious post Appuse hppy hppy

The riduculeness started right from the time Raman wanted to kiss her...Gosh how silly that was and they are still continuing with it Bang Bang


..and the jalebi connection is amazing....they are all so interlinked..everyone is connected to the other thru various links..


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Re: Ek Condom ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jano Ishi-Ma’am

Post by sonshine487 on 2014-11-12, 15:31

zuzana wrote:Hilarious post Appuse hppy hppy

The riduculeness started right from the time Raman wanted to kiss her...Gosh how silly that was and they are still continuing with it  Bang  Bang


..and the jalebi connection is amazing....they are all so interlinked..everyone is connected to the other thru various links..

nice drawing hppy
u left out Adi in the loopy-loop though
and he is the King of all Loops

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