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Post by jayalakshmi on 2013-05-28, 23:17

Aaj toh “Dil ko aaya sukoon tere deedar se haaye...
Dil ko aaya sukoon tere deedar se
Ab na hona rukhsat apne dildar se haay

Bin tere ik lamha, ab reh nahi paata hai
Ye Tannu mere Allah kitna tadpatiii hai"
samajh mein aaya ki yeh gaana kiki deedar ki khushi mein main gala bhaad bhaad ke gaa rehii hun!!! none other than zoya's brain!!
this song is dedicated to Zoya's Genius Lady Bond brain jo ek lambi si strike ke baad aaj phir se jaag uthe hain!!


Stars of the show!!!
Detective Zoya aur comedy queen Dilshad Bii Thumbsup ( Dont forget Bechara NO.1 asad Miya)

The episode belonged to the saans-bahu Jodi!!! Kinna pyaara Jodi he re Rabba!! Kisii ki nazar na lagee!! Mujhe toh lagta hain Rab ne Zoya aur Dilshaad ki hii jodii banaake bhejii thii ROFL …..bechaare asad miya beech mein phas gaye!! Jitni besabr Dilshaad ko Zoya ki bahu banne ki hain aur jitni fikr Zoya ko apni phoophie ki lagii rehti hai isse toh yehi pata chalta hai!! hug1

Bhai Ashfaq mIya!! Maan gaye aapko….waise toh bahut se guest stars aake humko hassaa rula ke ruksat huye lekin aap ne jo do minute mein kiyaa who mazaa aaj tak nahiin hua!!! Agar apki meethai asad miya ko pasand aa gaye tab toh who wakaii mein kaabiliyat taarif hogi!!! And Dilshaad saying, “chalo kahiin toh tumne apni pasand ki ikraar kiii,,,,( and me smiling :) ) mujhe toh lagaa thaa ki tum asahfaq miya se yeh kehne mein 2 hafte lagaaoge(me cheers )…Who actually ashfaq miya(me ROFL )….main aur mithai bahut alag hain( I cant control laughing!!! :*lol*: )…who isi liye…..” Phoophie bus!! Humne toh bus Tanveer aur Zoya ka taakkar shuru hone ka hi expectation se baithe they aur aapne toh hasaa hasaa ke hii chodegi!!

Asad ka kaan zara zor se pakadtiii aap……waise aap ne sahii kaha agar inke hisaab se time diyaa na toh Zoya toh umr far apniii sar pataktii reh jaayegi ki "inko kehna aate toh yeh naubat thodiii naa aatiiii"!!!! Ab kitnii der tak ammi ki pallu pakadte rehoge Miya, ab ho bhi gayaa!!! Aapke toh Zoya se bhi zyadah nakhre hain!! ROFL

Zoya toh bechaari nahiin hain…thankfully so…yeh hum sabko pata hain!! jab se mile ho yehi chillate aaye hain appp!! Yeh chillate chillate aap khud bechare ho gayee!!! ROFL Aaj toh aapka who second scene ke baad waali expression use dekh ke toh BEchaara NO.1 khitab dene ka man kar rehaa tha ROFL , “yakeen nahiin hota ki inhein is baat se zyadah doorbell ki padii hain….ya toh inka dimag kharab hain ya mera” And jaise kii aapki aaadat hain aap yahaan bhi galat hii ho..in fact aapki tewar se pareshan hoke aajtak zoya ka dimag strike pe thaa…aaj hi toh ache se jagaa……Jaago re!! We missed u Zoya's detective brain!! Miss You

Zoya u rocked today!! Pehle toh u were looking gorgeous today!!! Tanveer ki kurti-wurti chhodo…mujhe yeh batao ki who white top aur earrings kahaan se lii tumne???? confused …..and everything was perfect…the dialogues, expressions….but my favorite part was the way u said, “ghandii baj rehi hain Mr Khan” Thumbsup her voice module is amazing!!! Aur yeh jo aaj Taannu ki kamre talashi lii thi kuch hafte pehle lete toh Pregnanvcy report bbi mil hii jatE!!


Dekha….aaj tak isi kii kamii thhi…Zoya ke dimaag ke chalne kii….aj chalte hii saari problems khallash!!! Oh Haan Zoya ko tum bachhi samajhti ho Tannu , ab yeh waqt hi bataayega….ek baat toh hain ..ho sakta hain tum ek do baar apni bholapan ka naatak karke bach jao lekin Zoya is gonna so defeat u in this saazish u have woven around urself!!! Bang

Daal mein kaala: Haseena BII and Razia BII
Nahiin….aaj mujhse inse koi shikayat nahiin hain…shikayat hain toh apse Nikhat….kaisi ladkii hain aap??? confused Pehle toh aap pe sympathy aati thii….aajkal gussa aata hain…aap mein zara si bhi self respect nahiin hain kyaa??? Hadh hain yaar….kitnii baar yehi nautanki…rang ko leke kisi ladki ko apne hi ghar mein hone waalii saans aake torture kar rehii hain..kitnii baar??? Dance chodne ki soch rehii hain aap!! ab iske liye kya karegiii…apna sar kaatke dusra sar rakh legii taaki Haseen ako aapki shakal pasand aaayein??? Itnii kya lagii hain nikaah kii?? Allah Miya, what’s wrong with you Nikaht?? Jab tak aap nikaah karke pahunchegii na Imraan miya ke wahaan tab tak shaayad aapke shauhar ka readymade bachha bhi mil jaayega wahaan pe…..saath mein chudail sautan bhi!!! ROFL Aapko toh usse bhi koi shikayat nahiin hogiii!! Waah re waah!!
Surprise elemnt was Humeira speaking up today in front of Haseena bii!! Humeira aapko public speaking skills mein classes lene ki zarurat hainn..kyonki 4-5 din mein apni ammi ko ghar se baahar nikaalne hogii na, tab yeh sab kaam aayega……toh keep on practicing for such chhoti moti issues!! Becoz I desperately hope ki Dadi ki challenge atleast is baar sahi ho!! Thumbsup
May be Tanveer will again do something and make Zoya guilty before evrryone…but that’s ok!! Ek baar zoya ko shaq ho gayaa baaki who apne aap kar hii legii…aur isse use na aap rok sakti hain na aapka Jammy!!

And Karan in his SBB video said the only way Asad can actually tell zoya the magical words.....karke le jao apni dulhan ko kidnap jaahaan koi nahiin hain....aur keh daalo!! and plz wahaan ki address apni Tannu ko mat de aanna...warn ajab tak aap wahaan apni dulahan ke saath pahunchenge aapki abla bechaaari dost bhi wahiin milegi....uska imaginary shauhar bhi use agwaah karke wahii le gaye the...aise hi kuch kahaani bhi milegii aapko sunne ko!! ROFL


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Post by pollyanna on 2013-05-28, 23:33

Jaya....give me a big hug hug1

sach maano..toh aaj mera written update mein bilkul nahi dhyan tha...i was laughing my heart out at Dilshad, Zoya's ghanti baji dialogue and her scenes...she was really looking nice today......mujhe bhi uske jaise shirts/tops chahiye

and true indeed...Asad was one bechara today...kaise bolti bandh karwayi Dilshad aur Zoya ne uski...

Awesome post yaar Dance


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Post by Shesherkobita on 2013-05-30, 03:40

Jaya... you captured it perfectly.... I couldn't stop laughing at Dilshad's dialogue either ... The story is predictable... everyday it's Razia/Hasina at one location & Zoya/Asad/Tannu in another location... If it wasnt for the funny dialogues we would get bored. Hasina bi reminds me of Jabba the Hutt... He is an iconic star wars character... Jabba is an oversized slug who is also a slave trader, finally killed by Princess Leia.
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Post by sarra0 on 2013-05-30, 04:23

Shesherkobita wrote:Jaya... you captured it perfectly.... I couldn't stop laughing at Dilshad's dialogue either ... The story is predictable... everyday it's Razia/Hasina at one location & Zoya/Asad/Tannu in another location... If it wasnt for the funny dialogues we would get bored. Hasina bi reminds me of Jabba the Hutt... He is an iconic star wars character... Jabba is an oversized slug who is also a slave trader, finally killed by Princess Leia.
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Jabba the hut ROFL he was nicer

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Post by Shesherkobita on 2013-05-30, 04:43

sarra0 wrote:
Shesherkobita wrote:Jaya... you captured it perfectly.... I couldn't stop laughing at Dilshad's dialogue either ... The story is predictable... everyday it's Razia/Hasina at one location & Zoya/Asad/Tannu in another location... If it wasnt for the funny dialogues we would get bored. Hasina bi reminds me of Jabba the Hutt... He is an iconic star wars character... Jabba is an oversized slug who is also a slave trader, finally killed by Princess Leia.
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Jabba the hut ROFL he was nicer

I enjoy everything related to Jabba and Hasina bi....will PM you a clip...

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Post by jayalakshmi on 2013-05-30, 10:50

OH!!Sabrina....u are obsessed abour this Jabba!!! i guess i have towatch the movie!!
and the picture clip ....that so well suits me!! i was laughig like that while Dilshaad was teasing Asad!!
so happy that u liked the post!!

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Post by Hades on 2013-05-30, 12:32

Not just kidnapping, Asad will need super glue to gum Zoya's lips too , with her 100 words/sec speed, Asad would never be able to say those 3 words even if he were to try for 100 years..

Loved reading you..

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